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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aussie rocket, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. aussie rocket

    aussie rocket Member

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    So yesterday I was having a few afternoon beers with my housemate at a popular waterfront row of pubs and clubs.

    We kind of notice this Vietnamese/Thai dude wearing big sunglasses and no shirt kind of staring in our direction from his table.

    Anyway, didn't think too much of it.

    We were about to ''up stumps'' (head home), so I decide to take a leak first.

    Standing at the urinal, just got the flow going, and I feel a hand on my arse cheek...I half turned around thinking it was my housemate being strange, but its this Viet/Thai guy (still wearing the shades - and still no shirt).

    Then he gets beside me and starts checking out the junk....unsettling to say the least...

    Then he REACHES OUT TOWARDS IT....I never realised I could stop mid flow - but in this bizarre situation I found a way - told the guy to eff off and got the hell outta there!!!

    He said something I couldnt understand (possibly not in English) as I was walking out, I wasn't about to stop and ask him to repeat it.

    Got outside, told my housemate 'we are effing leaving NOW'.

    Sexually assaulted...

    I felt disgusting, and had to shower as soon as I got home.

    Still feel a little sick in the guts typing this.
     
  2. Landlord Landry

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    somethings are better left untold, but thanks for sharing!
     
  3. Eric Riley

    Eric Riley Contributing Member

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    this thread has potential
     
  4. Rocket River

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    Wow!

    These types of stories usually end with
    . . . and that is when the fight started

    Rocket River
     
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Reach around?
     
  6. aussie rocket

    aussie rocket Member

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    Yeah I should of punched the crap outta the guy, but I was stunned and shocked I just wanted the got the hell away from him.
     
  7. v3.0

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    maybe he wanted to sample your bloomin onion...
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    I think he was shouting for a tip....
     
  9. Bandwagoner

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    Pretty sure that would be a hate crime.
     
  10. ryan_98

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    do we have any confirmation on mayzar's whereabouts?
     
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    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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    That is crazy.

    Fosters, Australian for beer.
     
  12. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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    Hahaha, ryan. Zinggggggggggggg!
     
  13. conquistador#11

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    it's too early for april fool's. Wow that is bizzare, it's like a scene from Oz.
     
  14. v3.0

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    maybe he was saying "one good turn deserves another", pretty rude of you not to reciprocate...
     
  15. moestavern19

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    macalu meat?
     
  16. JuLiO-R-

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  17. ItsMyFault

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    Since when did Mazyar turn viet?
     
  18. macalu

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    dude, you met Mazyar? awesome.
     
  19. jasonemilio

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    Instead of stopping mid-way, why not just aim at face?



    .....of course I can imagine why that would be awkward too..........
     
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    are you hot?
     

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