The Maglite is cool, but it's too heavy and bulky.
I'd submit the "Nice Lite!" as the best flashlight ever. It was a bicycle light that was a clamp with an independent flashlight on it. The clamp sucked, but the flashlight is the best I've ever seen. It's small (about 8 inches long), but it's the lightest, strongest plastic I've ever seen. Mountain Bike Action did a review of it, and they parked a suburban on it, nothing happened. It puts out more light than any flashlight I've ever seen either, including the maglite.
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