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Dontevenreply.com: E-mails from an a-hole

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kaleidosky, Jul 10, 2009.

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  1. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    Language on the site is NSFW, though in the context of e-mail conversations

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/

    Pretty much a guy trying to prank people on craigslist or whatever via e-mails. Just being an a-hole with ridiculous statements and requests. But pretty funny
     
    #1 kaleidosky, Jul 10, 2009
  2. Lil Pun

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    Some of those are pretty good. :D
     
    #2 Lil Pun, Jul 10, 2009
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    That's solid.
     
    #3 King1, Jul 10, 2009
  4. Landlord Landry

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    I get the feeling that this is one guy replying to his own ads.

    still, I lol'd at a few.
     
    #4 Landlord Landry, Jul 10, 2009
  5. the futants

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    There was a site like that a while back that had a dude creating fake MySpace pages and wreaking HAVOC on some fools. It was HILARIOUS!
     
    #5 the futants, Jul 10, 2009
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    Find and post link please.
     
    #6 gifford1967, Jul 10, 2009
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    I think someone did this to me. The guy replied my ad was unable to speak english or something.
     
    #7 fmullegun, Jul 10, 2009
  8. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Yeah it's some guy just making stuff up by himself. Grammar and sentence structure is very similiar in all the posts and in every exchange...ah anonymity and the internet, helping even the most pathetic folks seem entertaining...
     
    #8 Severe Rockets Fan, Jul 10, 2009
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    I was just about to post this. Although funny, no CL communication goes for this long and so 'proportionate'/back-forth for humor.
     
    #9 dmc89, Jul 10, 2009
  10. Smokey

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    Tyrone Jackson...

    I think I had a fake e-mail account with the name Tyrone Jamal Jefferson Jackson in high school.
     
    #10 Smokey, Jul 10, 2009
  11. Nice Rollin

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    I think i had one with the name Conner Chet Chad Jacob Hunter Luke Smith
     
    #11 Nice Rollin, Jul 10, 2009
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    This is great stuff. I loved the Nationals tickets one the best. These are all brilliant even if fake.

    :D
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Jul 10, 2009
  13. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    don't seem fake to me. Click on "more e-mails" and check out a lot of the other ones. Some are short...some only had a single reply. I think he only posts the successful ones..
     
    #13 kaleidosky, Jul 11, 2009
  14. the futants

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    Man...I've been trying for a bit this morning. I wish I could locate that damn thing. It was pretty freakin' funny...
     
    #14 the futants, Jul 11, 2009
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    I really don't find giant douchebags that amusing. This idiot is no exception.
     
    #15 JeopardE, Jul 11, 2009
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    Thanks for trying.
     
    #16 gifford1967, Jul 11, 2009
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    #17 ThreePointShot, Jul 11, 2009
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    warning: clicking that link is a complete waste of time. you'll find no humor on that page at all.
     
    #18 Landlord Landry, Jul 11, 2009
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    Funny at first but yeah, you can tell they're fake.
     
    #19 Ryan Bowen MVP, Jul 11, 2009
  20. the futants

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    Yep. That's it. I can't believe there's "current" stuff on that site. I thought it had ceased a long time ago. Man...
     
    #20 the futants, Jul 11, 2009
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