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[reflexions] AM I GOING TO H-E-double-hockey-sticks? :(

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Post your embarrassing or insensitive true story... like it happened to me... and ask (you do not need all the smileys, though):
    Dear G... AM I GOING TO H-E-double-hockey-sticks? :(

    We were at SAM's this weekend. I saw this obviously sick dude, a paraplegic, in a wheelchair... he had his tongue out. All I could think of was: "JORDAN! With the facial!" and I laughed... on the inside... :(

    Dear "Big Guy": Am I going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks? :confused:
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Apr 14, 2009
  2. IROC it

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    Self-damning FAIL.
     
    #2 IROC it, Apr 14, 2009
  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    Yes, you are. And I will meet you there. While running Memorial Park yesterday, on my second lap, I was passed by an older woman (50-ish). The thought of tripping her crossed my mind.
     
    #3 El_Conquistador, Apr 14, 2009
  4. RedRowdy111

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    Kinda Jordan Tounge-ish

    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/wheelchair" target="_blank"><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h68/gormankat/wheelchair.jpg" border="0" alt="wheelchair Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
     
    #4 RedRowdy111, Apr 14, 2009
  5. Master Baiter

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    My wife and I got married at Waterway Marriott in The Woodlands. We walked in early that Saturday morning and all we heard was some guy yelling, "Redneck! Redneck!". We were going, WTF? This is a pretty nice hotel and some dude is acting like a fool. So while we are trying to get checked in and get all of our stuff up to our room, we keep seeing an out of the ordinary amount of r****ded people. Yes folks, we have a r****d convention the same weekend as our wedding.

    As we are walking to our room we see all of these pieces of paper stuck to each door. Each piece of paper had the room's occupants picture printed onto it so that they would easily be able to identify where they were staying.

    We laugh about it and go on our way to do our deed. Basically our wedding was a reason to get our friends together and drink until our livers explode. So we do just that. We get ridiculously drunk and in my drunken stupor heading back to our room I start swapping pieces of paper on all of the doors.

    SwoLy, if you are going to hell, I'm going to be there with you.

    <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/aR8_p9LIquzj7BNW-QTidA?feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_tUo4NQLyF5E/Rq4I8MTkiRI/AAAAAAAAIZI/lS7beW4WYOA/s288/Wedding%202007-07%200260.jpg" /></a>
     
    #5 Master Baiter, Apr 14, 2009
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  6. Austin70

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    Am I going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks for laughing out loud at Master Baiters? That was funny.
     
    #6 Austin70, Apr 14, 2009
  7. Royals Ego

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    living in fear of hell is worse than being in hell
     
    #7 Royals Ego, Apr 14, 2009
  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I met this hot girl once.
    Got to know her a little...

    Friends later ask, "what happened to that girl?"
    I say, "she has some baggage"

    Friends: "she has aids?"
    Me: worse

    Friends: "she has cancer?"
    Me: I wish

    Friends: "well what is it?"
    Me: she has a baby

    See yall in Hell
     
    #8 Ziggy, Apr 14, 2009
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  9. RudyTBag

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    How do you know?
     
    #9 RudyTBag, Apr 14, 2009
  10. The_Yoyo

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    so there is this older lady at my temple that not many people like at all, maybe no one. she is really rude and aggressive and tries to get her way by basically bullying people. most people do not do anything because at most of the temple events its goes against principles to be mean and all so she gets his way and not many people say anything to her face but always talk bad behind her back.

    so last friday night apparently she yelled at my mom over playing the cymbals during the prayer session. my mom was passed a message from the main instrumentalists for her to stop playing since she was playing way off beat and it was messing up their rhythm. my mom was the person sitting closest so ended up being the one giving her the message. she yelled at my mom over that.

    this past sunday after i left to go back to my apt she came to my parents house uninvited (which she always does anywhere she goes) and started yelling again at my mom over what had happened friday night. Now my mom is pretty passive in person and wouldnt hurt anyone and she tried to tell her it wasnt her message but it was the instrumentalists and she was just passing it along. So this lady kept going (note: If I was there I would have gone off on this lady for doing that to my mom) on and my dad intervened and told her to drop it and she left.

    My parents got a call a few hours later from her in a hospital she had gotten into a pretty bad car accident after she left their house. She didnt have anyone else to call (she also disowned her son since he married someone she didnt want him to marry)


    When my mom was telling me all this I asked if the lady was alright and my mom said she was fine. ..I said thats too bad it would have been a relief to all of us if she wasnt fine.


    My mom got mad that I said that said I shouldnt wish bad on anyone. Karma gave her what she deserve.
     
    #10 The_Yoyo, Apr 14, 2009
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    #11 KingCheetah, Apr 14, 2009
  12. Royals Ego

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    how don't you know?
     
    #12 Royals Ego, Apr 14, 2009
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    They've definitely put you on the guest list.
     
    #13 RocketsPimp, Apr 14, 2009
  14. El_Conquistador

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    Man, this is just a great post. Hats off. The flames of hell could overtake your house at any moment.

    GREATNESS
     
    #14 El_Conquistador, Apr 14, 2009
  15. Blake

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    even your thread titles have smilies
     
    #15 Blake, Apr 14, 2009
  16. Blake

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    we have a winner
     
    #16 Blake, Apr 14, 2009
  17. MoBalls

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    Why did I read this and laugh out loud....WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #17 MoBalls, Apr 14, 2009
  18. Castor27

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    Well not as bad as MB's but I laughed yesterday when I read a headline about Harry Kalas. It said "Harry Kalas is 'Outta Here'" a little tasteless but I still found it funny.
     
    #18 Castor27, Apr 14, 2009
  19. TheBigAristotle

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    I resigned my fate to hell a long long time ago :D. I try my best to determine whether the person is crippled or not before making a joke/etc, but sometimes you just think about it anyway and you're like hmm that's kinda funny.


    Eh, oh well.
     
    #19 TheBigAristotle, Apr 15, 2009
  20. JaWindex

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    I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell, but I'm fine with that.
     
    #20 JaWindex, Apr 15, 2009
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