When Farting in Bed Goes Horribly Horribly Wrong

[ima_drummer2k]

I hope and pray that my wife doesn't read this article and get any ideas.

Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Houston men in Waco motel Associated Press April 8, 2009, 3:41PM Waco — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge. A statement today says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room. Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night. Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest. Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds. The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge. PPPPHHHHFFFFFTTTTT!!!!!

[CrazyJoeDavola]

Why get so upset over a fart?

It's not like a woman queefing.

[SwoLy-D]

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

SPELLING or CUT-N-PASTE FAIL. :D

I'll see your silly FLATULENCE post and raise you the following, sir:

Footballer booked for breaking wind
An amateur footballer was given a yellow card for distracting a penalty taker by breaking wind.

Referee /PA

The referee decided the Chorlton Villa player made the noise deliberately and booked him for "ungentlemanly conduct".

The spot-kick, which was saved, was retaken. The second time it went in, reports the Daily Telegraph.


Villa's goalkeeper was then sent off for saying the referee was "the worst he had seen in years". And another Villa player was dismissed minutes later for questioning the earlier decision.

Despite finishing down to eight men, thanks to another sending off, Villa beat International Manchester 6-4 in the match in Stretford.
The referee, who asked not to be named, said: "The players who I sent off did obey my instructions and left the field. They were not a nasty lot. It was just a normal day at the office. No one physically assaulted me and they took the sendings off."

Ian Treadwell, Villa's manager, said: "It was a mistake for any of my team to get involved. The referee has applied the letter of the law to the absolute button.

"What you would hope for is that there can be room for some common sense as well."

:D

[D-Lite]

Hahaha! funny stuff.

atleast no queefing was involved..

cause then that would be GROSS. :D

[MadMax]

this is completely reasonable.

[Tb-Cain]

John Wesley Hardin would agree with this response.

[SoSoDef76]

I wonder what 'Tellus would do in that situation.

[BMoney]

Originally Posted by Tb-Cain John Wesley Hardin would agree with this response.

"He once killed a man just for snorin' too loud!"

Heh. I remember that Time-Life book series commercial.

[droxford]

Silent

but deadly

 

[deekay209]

When I saw the title, I thought some guy sharted all over his wife.

[Shaud]

I remember at church someone farted during prayer. It was quiet next thing I know I heard a huge fart.

[CBrownFanClub]

Thread title should be "Deadly Dutch Oven"

[RedRowdy111]

A frickin knife? Jeez, I guess appreciate how good you have it people.

[ima_drummer2k]

I just re-read the story and I gotta tell you....something just doesn't smell right about it.

[GRENDEL]

its like that scene from blazing saddles gone horribly wrong

[rocketman1979]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
Make your pants go tooty-toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel
So eat beans for every meal


Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel...
Lets have beans for every meal!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's eat beans for every meal!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal!

Beans, beans, good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the more you eat,
The more you sit on the toilet seat!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So lift your leg, and let them squeal!

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So let's eat beans for every meal!

Beans, beans, the fruitful tart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So lift your leg, and let them squeal!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot,
The more you toot, the more you want to eat
beans, beans the musical fruit

Beans, beans, they make you fart
the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat your beans at every meal

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the more you smell.
So eat more beans and fart like hell!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you fart, the better for your heart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

Beans beans, the musical fruit.
the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel
Then you're ready for another meal

Beans, beans, those horrid things.
they blew a hole right through my jeans.

Beans are the best fruit!

[KingCheetah]

It was the second 'Horribly' that got me intrigued.