I expect some excellent one-liners, ClutchBBS. Don't let me down. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Isn't "biting down on a client's tongue until they agree to double your pay" one of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People?
Is there any proof Vince from Sham-Wow actually "hired" her? Maybe a setup? Perchance, did Billy Mays have a hand (presumably gloved) in this career-ending episode? [Close-up on Billy Mays's face. Coked up, 4am. Living room couch. The tv's on: Vince is slap-chopping his heinie off. Mays, to himself: "Amateur. He's not happy-shouting at the audience enough! How'd he land this account?" Cut to: wider angle. Billy Mays is not wearing any pants. Sasha Harris looks up. From her knees: "Having trouble concentrating, baby?" Beat. Billy Mays has had an idea. Scene.]
I think I "side" with Shlomi on this one. I'm not even sure what HarrisHo's motive was once she got the cash: don't tell me she hasn't "delivered the product" before, and for less than a grand. I guess Harris didn't expect Shlomi to follow her downstairs and risk incrimination; but he did and admitted solicitation to cops with no evidence and a non-compliant witness. I'm really not sure I would run this type of scam in Miami Beach, only a matter of time before she bites some coke-dealer's tongue and gets dismembered by sun-up. For some reason I want to watch Dexter now.
Never mind that; look at the meth-like degradation from the '05 picture to '08. The girl on the left would almost make a dishonest prison-guard out of me.
Vince is the greatest pitchman ever! He'll even pitch a product in his mugshot. I mean, isn't that a ShamWow that he's wearing in the mughsot?
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Since she was uncooperative, I wonder how he had to sell the story to the cops... "AND... I'll throw in a SHAMWOW. You wont ever have to worry about waking up in your own urine looking for a towel ever again. But that's not all! If you arrest her NOW, I'll EVEN prove that she's a HOOKER. That's right, for only ONE THOUSAND dollars, you can wake up in urine with her too! Thanks SHAMWOW!" I agree, she looks pretty hot in the left pic and a little Winehoused out on the right. Keep in mind the left pic was taken in 2005 and the right one 3 years later. I wonder what another year of smokin that crack would've made her look like? Maybe she'd look like him.
