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Robot Loving Gone Too Far

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by shastarocket, Mar 6, 2009.

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  1. shastarocket

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    http://www.muckflash.com/?p=200

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    The b*stard

    Why even risk it man? Destroy the monsters!!!
     
  2. kikimama

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    Me love you long time? Double joke!
     
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    personality softwares loaded:

    male clutchfans member
    Trekkie
    star wars fan
    WoW player
    Pro Wrestling fan
    IT support worker
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    Wow, if this is true...this is like the first step towards the nightmare described in I, Robot. I mean, you give these robots "learning" software, and who knows what weird things they will learn. What happens when they realize the best way to keep everyone safe is to lock us in boxes and not let us out where we can get hurt?
     
  6. no_answer

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    That's creepy.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Human emotion? :rolleyes: Puh-leeeezee... I want to see him battle it out with the guys in the D&D. Now that would make me pay to watch [or read] :D.
     
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    Wasn't this an episode from The Outer Limits?
     
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    The Japanese are approaching this wrong. Who wants a robot to hug you? The real money is in robots with squeezable breasts, multiple lifelike orifices and a built in beer cooler. Lust is easier to program than intimacy......
     
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    I will take on that mechanical man in the
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    Interesting story. I find it a bit depressing though that emotions might be able to be reduced down to algorithms. Since the robot has quickly become both a stalker who can't let go and a w**** willing to throw his affections at anyone maybe what makes us human is the ability to control our emotions.
     
  11. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm pretty sure that is in the works.
     
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    Heh. I take it none of you have seen Bjork's weird-ass video "All is love".

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjAoBKagWQA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjAoBKagWQA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    I mean, don't get me wrong, ordinarily I'd probably head to the ol' bedroom after watching this but it's just too weird.
     
  14. boomboom

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    Problem solved...

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  15. Royals Ego

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    more like Japan has gone too far
     
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    Bjork and weird ass? Who would've thunk it!
     
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    Demon Seed reference FTW.
     
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    Judgment Day is coming.

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    (Oh, c'mon. What's a robot thread without a reference to Terminator/Skynet?)
     
  19. The_Yoyo

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    Futurama was right!

    This is going to be the downfall of humanity.
     
  20. shastarocket

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    Robot Substitute Teacher!!!
    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00747/robotteacher_MAIN_6_747026a.jpg

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2294068.ece

    Pic DEF not for the weak of heart!
    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00746/robotteacher_EMBED__746797a.jpg

    Fellow clutchfans, we are on the path to a future dominated by robots! I mean, whats next, robot teachers going hot for underage kids?? Students exchanging a few lube jobs for an "A"?? How in the world will kids ever be able to get a few extra tater tots when the robo-lunch lady keeps repeating "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?!

    What is this world coming to?!
     

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