So I just took my post-lunch dump, and in the process of clean up, I soiled the cuff on my sleeve. I spent 10 minutes in the restroom scrubbing it, getting funny looks the whole time, and I'm not sure I got it all off. I can't go home because I have a report due today that I'm still working on, and it's bothering me. Roll up your sleeves before you wipe, kids. It should be obvious, but sometimes the smartest among us forget.
Some people, like myself have a weak stomach. Sometimes you just eat the wrong stuff and you gotta go.
cause it's not that big a deal? There are janitors who clean it twice a day, and they have the seat cover things.. why does it matter?
Yeah, it's not like we're 12. The worst feeling is when you can't drop it at home in the morning and then on the drive to work, you feel it, so you gotta stop at Mickey D's or whatever cause you live out in the burbs and it takes an hour to get to work. FML.
How is this possible? I can happily say that even with my sleeves down, this would be impossible to happen to me. Perhaps you need a new wiping technique.
I was eating lunch outdoors one day. A bird crapped on my head. My only response was, "Oh ****...literally."
