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3D p*rn is finally here

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by WhoMikeJames, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. WhoMikeJames

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    http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/01/25/3D_porn_to_revolutionise_industry

    Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world's first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday.

    Shooting on the Chinese-language film 3D Sex And Zen, budgeted at 4 million US dollars, is scheduled for April with producers promising some of the most realistic close-up sex scenes ever.

    "Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed," Stephen Shiu Jnr told the Sunday Morning Post.

    "There will be many close-ups. It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimetres from the audience."

    Twenty five to 30 per cent of the movie, an update of one of Hong Kong's best known erotic films Sex And Zen, will be sex scenes, Shiu told the newspaper.

    A Hong Kong-based special effects company that has worked on major blockbusters including The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D will help produce the 3D images for the sex movie.

    The producers hope the movie will cash in on the craze for 3D films in Hong Kong where 55 per cent of takings for last year's hit film Journey to the Centre of the Earth came from the 3D version.

    However Shiu admitted casting for the film was proving difficult.

    "We're having trouble finding a male lead who is willing to undress in front of the camera," he told the Post.

    "It's a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of film," he said.
     
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    Why am I not surprised they have a hard time finding an actor for a 3-d p*rn film in Hong Kong? :)

    They need to come to America.
     
  3. Hmm

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    way to offend part of this board's chinese constituency.....
     
  4. Astro101

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    Can they make it so that the dong doesn't come within an inch of my face?
     
  5. LFE171

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    I'm surprised the japanese didn't think of this first. :D
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    So do I gotta wear those ridiculous 3D Glasses?

    And will the glasses be easy to clean?

    :eek:
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Depends on how big of a popcorn you buy.
     
  8. Lynus302

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    Uhhhh....pun?
     
  9. LCII

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    that's what she said.
     
  10. bladeage

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    Man, i'm hoping the money shots aren't in 3-D.
     
  11. Oski2005

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    I didn't know p*rn was legal in China.
     
  12. J.Will.Xu

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    lol.I'm still not comfortable with that 3D stuff,watching the movies with that disgusting glasses on. :eek:
     
  13. JuanValdez

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    I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet. Jaws 3D was how many years ago? I have a 3D Barbie movie at home; these things must be easy to make.
     
  14. DonnyMost

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    They made 3D p*rn in the 70s... they showed it at the Angelika before
     
  15. fmullegun

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    It it so funny how wrong we had it in the 70's

    They thought people wanted 3D movies and quadraphonic music.

    turns out quad total died, but surround sound made it.
     
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    Who's been to a "4D" movie at a theme park? How about p*rn in 4D? For those of you worried about a money shot in 3D...think about that in 4D :eek:
     
  17. Yonkers

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    Will the left ball be in blue and the right ball in red?
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    I got the joke but not offended.

    Then again I am a self-loathing Asian. ;)

    As for 3D. I've only seen one 3D movie, I think it was called Metal Storm at the old Meyerland theatre and it made me sick. I've got nothing against p*rn but I'm not about to watch a 3D p*rn movie.

    The last thing I want to see is some oversize genitallia centimeters from my face.
     
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  20. droxford

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    I grew up watching crappy 3-D movies and had a bad opinion of them....

    ... until I saw Beowulf in 3-D. WOW! That 3D was friggin' fantastic!

     
     

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