The Rockets now have COOKIE, CRACKER, & WAFER Cookie - Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo is the Cookie Monster, and he takes a real BITE out of opposing slashers. Cracker - Brent Barry free of injuries stretches the D. He can go lights out... and provide a crack to drive through. Wafer - Von Wafer can penetrate. He can finish. He can shoot. How the hell did no other team pick him up? And do any of y'all REALLY miss D.J. Strawberry and Mike Harris now?
Yeah... it comes from Craig Ackerman saying, "He's not a cookie. He's not a cracker. He's VON WAFER," when Wafer hit that 3 against Boston. Cookie and Wafer were easy.. Cracker was not. So, as a pasty white guy myself, I chose the OTHER pasty white guy. What?
yeah something like this will never make the airwaves of course i do find it clever but I am sure no one outside of message boards will call Deke Cookie Monster and I dont even want to touch the barry nick name but nice try