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SwoLy-D is online now Old 01-04-2009, 06:48 PM   #1
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Did someone turn the "sharpness" setting on this FREAKISHLY annoying commercial? It seems someone messed around with the FOCUS settings on the cameras that recorded this commercial.

Also, if you're a construction worker and are singing about anything, please turn in your mancard.

Again, someone turned up the SHARPNESS on this annoying commercial.

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You should really open up a cold one and chill. This has you WAAAAYYYY too riled up.

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Yikes! Swoly must be really serious about this. He only used 2 smileys in his post. I am really worried. Someone called Subway and get those commercials to stop airing, immediately!

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You should really open up a cold one and chill. This has you WAAAAYYYY too riled up.
Standard Swoly overreaction thread.

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OK, thanks, everyone... for noticing my OVERREACTION. You too were annoyed, just didn't want to be the one starting a silly thread, but I didn't care. Admit it... you wanted to [rant] about this silly commercial.

Another version of this commercial just came out. It's the "outtakes" version. I was JUST ABOUT TO say "hey, that 'outtakes' commercial toned down the sharpness!", but it didn't.

To top it all off, the DUMB construction workers say "FOOT LONG" and do about 3 feet distance with their hands. No wonder they're construction workers.

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OK, thanks, everyone... for noticing my OVERREACTION. You too were annoyed, just didn't want to be the one starting a silly thread, but I didn't care. Admit it... you wanted to [rant] about this silly commercial.

Another version of this commercial just came out. It's the "outtakes" version. I was JUST ABOUT TO say "hey, that 'outtakes' commercial toned down the sharpness!", but it didn't.

To top it all off, the DUMB construction workers say "FOOT LONG" and do about 3 feet distance with their hands. No wonder they're construction workers.
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The real tragedy in that picture is that not one of those construction workers is Mexican.

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i would think that length perception is a real issue when you are a construction worker....

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I never thought I would say this.

I completely agree with Swoly.

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It helps make the commercial more annoying if you imagine they're all asians singing like A Christmas Story.
 
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OK, thanks, everyone... for noticing my OVERREACTION. You too were annoyed, just didn't want to be the one starting a silly thread, but I didn't care. Admit it... you wanted to [rant] about this silly commercial.
Uhhh...no. The day I let a commercial bother me this much is the day that I get my a$$ off the sofa and acquire a life.

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To top it all off, the DUMB construction workers say "FOOT LONG" and do about 3 feet distance with their hands. No wonder they're construction workers.
It seems to me that most of the construction workers that I know are really good with measurements. It's a big part of their jobs.

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Funny thread, but good call. I was also wondering what was up with the sharpness. It was messing with my eyes. I'm glad someone else noticed it.

Oh and I agree with whoever it was that the Mall Cop movie is being annoyingly heavily pushed.

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Thank you very much, arkoe. The check to PBS is on its way, sir.
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The real tragedy in that picture is that not one of those construction workers is Mexican.
Because he's the one doing the "FOOTLONG" with his hands, isn't he?

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