So I'm getting over the flu and I'm going through tissues faster than oxygen. I ran out about 20 minutes ago and got desperate so I went to the restroom to get some toilet paper. My nose is raw as a just dead fish, so paper towels won't do. I make the journey into the stall and what do I see? There is poop on the floor and all over the toilet seat. Thankfully I didn't need to use the pot, but I still wanted to throw up. How does this happen? I accept that I'm much more conscious of cleanliness than most people (major germ phobia) but this? Crap on the floor and on the toilet seat? How is that even possible unless done on purpose? Please, someone explain...
I was eating a Milky Way when I opened this thread. The creamy caramel was not the same after reading, but I manned up and finished it. Rack me.
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No one wants to answer the question? I bet the perpetrator is on clutchfans right now chuckling at my disgust. Animals.
Either they were squatting and missed or they were AC Slatering and missed. If it were the 1st one, you need to tell them to do more squats when working out. Thigh strength is very important here.
It wasn't diarrhea. On the floor was a solid turd and the seat looked like they just pooped on it and then smeared it.
Maybe they thought the toilet seat was dirty and decided to hover and they ended up leaving it dirtier than they found it.
i too used to think how could something like that happen. but then, on a cold breezy night of fishing, my cousin had the runs. no toilets were around. what did he do? sat on a public bench in the dark, pulled his shorts down to his ankles, leaned his ass out just enough for the turd to clear the bench and took a nice 5 minute ****.
