OK so DUKE's law firm had a BIG LAKE party this weekend! DUKE was so happy to get to be in the water again, I LOVE WATER. BUT of course my ENEMEY Brett was there! No big deal, DUKE has had enemies before, I usually let them BE. It hurts to type this, DUKE got very injured trying to SKI on the WATEr. Dam it. BRETT water skied first, everyone was impressed because HE SHOWED off so much!! DUKE was not going to take THAT in the butt so I said "LET DUKE SKI NOW!!!' Eervyone backed away and let me go, but I noticed that BRETT was talking with the boat driver man!>!>! Then we took off and WE WERE going like real fast, DUKE could not hold on and here is what happened! Goo thing there are pictures, DUKE does not remeber much of this!! DUKE knows what you did Brett. YES I DO! YES I DO! AND DUKE will revenge you!!!! ------------------ Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!
Looks like Duke is refilming that movie "Excalibur" except instead of Lady of the Lake it's Duke of the Sea. Only one problem...the arm appears to have no attached body(and no...it's not underwater) and is floating in mid-air. Yikes! Surfguy ------------------
Is that the woman from Seinfeild that Jerry dated for a short time with the extremely large hands (man hands) ------------------ CUT Tino Isn't it amazing how quickly everyone did a Cat Backflip!!!!!
Duke are you sure he talked to the boat driver because this was no boating accident. ------------------ THE DEAN HAS WRITTEN
Ouch! Hutz! Did the motor boat cut off your arm? Duke of prosthetic? Could be a gift in disguise. Blame it on work! Good laywers sue for disability then you dont have to work no more. Better to have hand and lost than to ever work a day agin. ------------------ I have a special purpose.
You LAIRS! You are accusing the DUKE of forgering that picture!?!? HOW DARE YOU!! Have you no sense of decensy? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?!?? Here DUKE is valantly typing with my one good ham and you think I MADE UP that picture!!?!?! I will confess, the potographer was very drunk. So was the camera too.
Hmmm, a lake with some nice surf. Impressive DUKEY. ------------------ We need some meat in the post! [This message has been edited by RocketsPimp (edited June 07, 2000).]
Sorry, but my fingers are MUCH fatter than that. ------------------ How about the Houston Comets and their quest to become "Quadrepeatchicks!"
Here we go... DaDakota ------------------ Go Jazz * http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/011403.html
haha ------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."
