The number one sign of domesticity...

[ROCKETBOOSTER]

1* Poodles, yelping at the wind all day!

This becomes a problem when a man cannot sit down n' read a good book, or laugh, or, do anything that involves human vibration without being yelp n' whaled at from all directions. Every old lady must have a Godblessin' poodle in her house in my neighboorhood.

Poodles always lead the chorus n' rev up other dogs and a whole damn symphony will persist throughout the day.

You guys are pretty rational, do any of you have any suggestions? sometimes i wish a big metor would crash into my neighboorhood n' halt the domestic dog symphony for ever.

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[This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited December 02, 2000).]

[heypartner]

Your daughter runs out of the house while you are mowing the lawn to tell you the Rocket's game is on.

[ROCKETBOOSTER]

LOL!

...number 3. anybody?

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[grummett]

An expanding waistline! When I got married, I was 160 lbs. I've been as high as 190 in the 16 years since.

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[ROCKETBOOSTER]

Your, Pa, breakin' out the Vodka n' cranberry n' Elvis's Christmas classics a month before Christmas.



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[Launch Pad]

When your spouse or girlfriend can walk naked through the room, and you don't bother to look . . .

When part of the aforementioned naked jaunt occurs between you and the television, and you get annoyed . . .

Oh, sorry, back to the original topic of the post (what is it with women and poodles anyway?).

Got to PetSmart and purchase an anti-barking collar.

There are a few kinds:

• Some that give a mild static shock triggered by barking.
• Some that vibrate when your dog barks (distracts the dog from barking).
• Some that claim all kinds of miraculous results, but I personally don't know anything about.

One of those should ameliorate your problem.

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Originally posted by Launch Pad: Got to PetSmart and purchase an anti-barking collar. There are a few kinds: Some that give a mild static shock triggered by barking. Some that vibrate when your dog barks (distracts the dog from barking). Some that claim all kinds of miraculous results, but I personally don't know anything about. One of those should ameliorate your problem.

Too bad there aren't any anti-post collars. We could really use those..



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[DEANBCURTIS]

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