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BritKid12 is offline Old 04-17-2008, 02:36 PM   #1
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Well guys, in addition to attending all Rockets home games in the playoffs, I'm going to Salt Lake City for game 4. My rad flight attendant girlfriend hooked us up and we are leaving H-Town next Friday night and infiltrating Energy Solutions Arena on Saturday.

The reason for the thread is that I want to represent for all of us while I'm in the most despised road venue ever. Please weigh in with any ideas/suggestions for me to carry out in SLC. I'm willing to pretty much push the envelope - just don't wanna go to jail :D I'm thinking I will wear all throwback Rockets gear because I'm sure the Jazz fans have fond memories of that logo destroying their hopes during the title years. Thoughts?
 
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Make it home alive.
 
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Hmm...smells like championships in here.

Must be my jersey.

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when they talk trash just ask the jazz fans where u can find their championship banner at. that should them them the f*** up
 
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While wearing your old school jersey, hold this sign...
HAHA!!

I like it!

I like the retro gear idea too!!

Have fun

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Did you actually use the word "rad" to describe your girlfriend?

That's swell
 
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Well guys, in addition to attending all Rockets home games in the playoffs, I'm going to Salt Lake City for game 4. My rad flight attendant girlfriend hooked us up and we are leaving H-Town next Friday night and infiltrating Energy Solutions Arena on Saturday.

The reason for the thread is that I want to represent for all of us while I'm in the most despised road venue ever. Please weigh in with any ideas/suggestions for me to carry out in SLC. I'm willing to pretty much push the envelope - just don't wanna go to jail :D I'm thinking I will wear all throwback Rockets gear because I'm sure the Jazz fans have fond memories of that logo destroying their hopes during the title years. Thoughts?

BTw I will be at game 2 and I will also be at game 4 in salt lake city! maybe we can meet up before game 4. we can laugh at all the mormons together
 
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May the force be with you.
 
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Game 4? Dont forget to pack a broom just incase. :D

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WINNNARR!!!
 
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Nothing better than infiltrating enemy lines, with every Jazzhole fan sneering at you like you're a piece of s***. And should Rockets quiet the building and make it sound like a funeral, deliver the loudest eulogy ever heard until you lose your voice. Hopefully you're sitting amongst the craziest of Jazz fans(like wearing a UNC shirt and sitting among the Cameron Crazies)
 
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"Jerry Sloan is an asshole"

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awesome :D
 
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that would be the most awesome thing ever
 
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close this thread, we have a winner.

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Well guys, in addition to attending all Rockets home games in the playoffs, I'm going to Salt Lake City for game 4. My rad flight attendant girlfriend hooked us up and we are leaving H-Town next Friday night and infiltrating Energy Solutions Arena on Saturday.

The reason for the thread is that I want to represent for all of us while I'm in the most despised road venue ever. Please weigh in with any ideas/suggestions for me to carry out in SLC. I'm willing to pretty much push the envelope - just don't wanna go to jail :D I'm thinking I will wear all throwback Rockets gear because I'm sure the Jazz fans have fond memories of that logo destroying their hopes during the title years. Thoughts?
Too bad you are going to see one loss, the series will be.

1-0 Rocks
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Man that is just Brilliant

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Man, you HAVE to hold that sign.

Brilliant.

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I mean, they might try to convert you. Just use garlic, I hear that works.

Or better yet, just flop as soon as they approach you.

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