They say that horse racing is the "Sport of Kings".
I say there is a reason we have a President and not a king.
Horse racing has got to be the dumbest "sport" of all. Wow, I can whip a horse better than you, and I weigh 72 pounds. Kate Moss is my hero.
Did you hear about the new Nascar/Kentucky Derby alliance? It's called Dumb and Dumber. Ha!
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