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Man accused of having sex with his bike. You heard me: his bike.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jun 27, 2007.

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  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm...objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html

    ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
    Women 'caught man in act'
    Exclusive by Billy Paterson

    A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

    Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.

    Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

    The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.

    The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

    Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.

    He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.

    Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.

    Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.

    "It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."

    His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."

    A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."
     
    #1 Faos, Jun 27, 2007
  2. askball

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    what kind of bike?
     
    #2 askball, Jun 27, 2007
  3. hooroo

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    Was it the town bicycle?
     
    #3 hooroo, Jun 27, 2007
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    What is the crime here?



    Is he a pedalphile?
     
    #4 Two Sandwiches, Jun 27, 2007
  5. macalu

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    he just got tired of cycling the same old women. i bet he spoke sweet nothings and handled it with care.
     
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  6. professorjay

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    This thread is worthless w/out pics of the bike.
     
    #6 professorjay, Jun 27, 2007
  7. tomato

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    Like hundreds of men going through a mid-life crisis, Stewart finds himself bike curious
     
    #7 tomato, Jun 27, 2007
  8. dntrwl

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    i wonder if the bike had big wheels. I'm more of a large pedals kinda guy myself.
     
    #8 dntrwl, Jun 27, 2007
  9. A-Train

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    [​IMG]

    SCHWINN!!
     
    #9 A-Train, Jun 27, 2007
  10. OmegaSupreme

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    classic. :D heheh.
     
    #10 OmegaSupreme, Jun 27, 2007
  11. Tom Bombadillo

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    HAHAHAHA, I really needed that man..... Thanks
     
    #11 Tom Bombadillo, Jun 28, 2007
  12. MR. MEOWGI

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    10. Banana seat
    9. Rim
    8. Gooseneck
    7. Rack
    6. Crank
    5. Saddle
    4. Flat
    3. Stem
    2. Mount
    1. Inner Tube
     
    #12 MR. MEOWGI, Jun 28, 2007
  13. Saint Louis

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    I guess the bike was an EZ rider.
     
    #13 Saint Louis, Jun 28, 2007
  14. nyquil82

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    It was a men's bike too, that makes it doubly immoral.


    Reminds me about this news story about a guy who admitted to sleeping with his horse. The news reporter asked, "Do you feel intimidated at all that your horse has a extremely large penis?" at which the guy got really offended saying the horse was female. The reporter responded, "Oh, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry for assuming that your horse lover was male. Because that would be really insulting and not right if the horse was male."
     
    #14 nyquil82, Jun 28, 2007
  15. matpio

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    It was bound to happen since Justin brought sexy bike.
     
    #15 matpio, Jun 28, 2007
  16. Baqui99

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    Great stuff gents. Keep up the good work.
     
    #16 Baqui99, Jun 28, 2007
  17. aussie rocket

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    seriously - what is the crime here??

    im dumbfounded.
     
    #17 aussie rocket, Jun 28, 2007
  18. RunninRaven

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    Yeah, but was he wearing a helmet?
     
    #18 RunninRaven, Jun 28, 2007
  19. Invisible Fan

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    That makes him a sodobike?
     
    #19 Invisible Fan, Jun 28, 2007
  20. arno_ed

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    Yeah I am also wondering what the crime was, he is crazy, but not sure if that is illegal
     
    #20 arno_ed, Jun 28, 2007
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