01-24-2000, 08:43 PM
Since: Feb 1999
I got this forward from a friend earlier and couldn't help but laugh. I'm in no absolute way a sexist or anything close to that, but I just wanted to share a good laught with y'all. I hope this doesn't create a contraversial uproar or anything, just some good humour.
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die!", she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE
on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,
and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel
a woman," he says. He is gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing
hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is
breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He
removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her,
and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and
Azim da Dream
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.