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Tonaaayyyy is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:13 AM   #1
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Hilarious...

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finalsbound is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:16 AM   #2
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LMAO...I'd usually find that annoying, but damn that's funny.
 
Tonaaayyyy is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:16 AM   #3
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my bad.. its www.mavtalk.com go to MAVS on the Court.

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BroadwayBelm is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:16 AM   #4
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haha troll takeover. That sucks.
 
life_chen is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:27 AM   #5
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In some 40 min, the dude posted like 30+ threads. Damn impressive.
 
shawn786 is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:28 AM   #6
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:D HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

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finalsbound is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:29 AM   #7
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i like this quote from a mavs fan in the game thread:

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Half our fan base are morons.
more like 92% of your fans are morons, but i digress...
 
Deckard is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:30 AM   #8
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All their base are belong to Golden State!

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HAYJON02 is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:33 AM   #9
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It's even funnier bc no one is responding to any of them. They must be too shell shocked to muster an attitude.

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Dave2000 is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:42 AM   #10
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thats the difference between their forums and ours, our Mods would be on top of it where those threads wouldn't even be there anymore, what a bunch of n00bs

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Deckard is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:43 AM   #11
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It's even funnier bc no one is responding to any of them. They must be too shell shocked to muster an attitude.
Really. Are any Mavs fans even checking the place out? They must be the Mavs fans who left all those empty seats in Dallas after they split early to toast their imminent series victory. You know, the ones who were quiet, even when Dallas was ahead by 10 or more in game 2, because they were so freakin' nervous about (gasp!) losing to the Warriors! Dallas is such a joke. Fair weather fans who expect their billionaire owner to buy them a team that can't lose. I love watching the meltdown.

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bladeage is offline Old 04-28-2007, 11:43 AM   #12
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0WNED. I don't blame the Warriors fans for being excited, they need to seize the moment.

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Is the funny stuff gone already, or am I just blind?

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Tonaaayyyy is offline Old 04-28-2007, 12:30 PM   #14
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yea this warriors fan made more than 60 threads in less than 30 mins... loaded with Warriors thread... u missed it man

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AzCkR is offline Old 04-28-2007, 12:38 PM   #15
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did anyone take a screen shot?
 
Rockets2K is offline Old 04-28-2007, 01:35 PM   #16
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if you look deeper, you wil find some funny stuff

I find this guy hilarious, I would welcome a troll like this just for entertainment value alone

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I am the beard of Baron Davis. Most feared amongst beards. Mr. T's beard, Santa Claus' beard, Johnny Damon's Red Sox beard...all are nothing compared to my might and my power.

I laugh openly at Dirk's measly growth on his chin. I crap bigger goatees than that. I am the beard that Devin Harris hopes to grow once he reaches puberty.

I am the source of my Baron's great feats of basketball prowess. All will bow down...all will bow down.

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I am reminded of the Euro trash beards of Vlade Divac and Peja Stojakavic. The hair was like that of a woman's vagina. As a result, the play of their master followed suit.

But, no, not I. I am course like steel wool. Gilette Quattro, Schick Ultra, Norelco...I cast them aside like vapors in the wind. My strength is unrivaled...except by that guy who pulls trains and big rigs with his beard strapped to a rope. That ***** is impressive. But I digress...

You have laughed at me for the last time Maverick fan. For I am the Beard of Baron Davis. I will strike you down. You know no savior for the wrath Lord Baron will cast upon you. Hide the women and children...the Beard cometh.

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man....that is comedy gold.

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TECH is offline Old 04-28-2007, 04:35 PM   #17
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LOL! The beard cometh! :D

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Ziggy is offline Old 04-28-2007, 04:41 PM   #18
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No one jumped on with some mohawk talk? Plenty of material there...

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hurry, someone call ziggy a whaaaaaaambulance. jesus, my three month old daughter doesn't cry as much as aggy. you're going to sec, don't worry you big baby. you'll be enjoying 5th place in the sec west in no time!
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Mr. Clutch is offline Old 04-28-2007, 04:53 PM   #19
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Stupid.

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I like this new Rocketsfan guy, but he gives the Mavs too much credit.

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