Hey guys. I am a littler stressed right now. Ive been workin on this girl for a couple weeks and finally got her to agree to a date this weekend. However I hyped it up as the best date shes ever been on. So therefore Im seeking the advice from my clutchfans friends as to what in the heck I can do. At the time I wasnt thinkin about it, but I put myself under a lot of pressure here haha. More then likley we are talkin about an evening date. So come on. I know there are some pimps out there. Holla at me guys. Let me know something you did that turned out really well. If she indeed says it was the best date ever I'll donate to the tip jar for clutch. I need ya'lls help!
If you're this worked up about it, you will fail. I am not kidding. Best dates ever only work in the movies. If you want it to be really memorable, go on the date with her and try to not see her as a woman. That'll really make her interested in you, cuz as of right now, she has control over everything. You might also wanna rethink your approach to women in the future. I refer you to the Social Bible of our times. I don't adovcate all of the things in here but ALOT of what the author says makes a HUGE amount of sense. Use it well, my padawan. http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
The last "date" (if u can call it that) I went on with a female, we both just got really baked and ended up making out in a jungle themed room. Best date EVAR. Try it.
Listen, you pathetic, low, piece of trash of a human being... you don't WORK girls... you treat them like ladies... ... on top of that, you're not even close to being a good date planner... you rely on a bunch of internet dudes to tell you how to have the 'Best date in the [sic] ever', like you're to become some sort of Gigolo... ... you go so far as to call some of us "pimps"... what a bold move, Einstein... now DONATE without asking for advice... effin' loser... jk, man. Post pictures. We'll help.
Take her to the Livestock show at the Rodeo and ask her if she'll have a three-way with you and that sheep over there.....
Take her to a comedy club and tell the headlining act you're on a 1st date...worked for me! 3 years later = married December 31, 2006 Plus, we got a month long honeymoon in Europe!
