I remember a while back there was a post that had everyone listing things that drove them insane, especially things that really didn't effect them. This all started when I was talking with my co-worker and she was telling me how last year some relatives of hers volunteered at the George R. Brown for Thanksgiving last year. She said there were people showing up in better cars than the volunteers drove and ladies wearing fur coats. These people would take free food, load up their cars and drive off. This got me thinking about some other things... Seeing cars taking up 2 parking places, even if they're just over the line a few inches, only took look on the other side and see they had a foot they could have moved over. If you're going to drive the speed limit or less, please get in the right lane, especially when there are only 2 lanes! People are shopping and while they look they leave their basket in the middle of the aisle. You're at a sporting event and need to get out of the aisle....there always seems to be one person that just won't stand up to give you room. Someone turns onto a street you're on and there are 2 or more lanes to choose from...yours and the empty ones...and they choose yours. Finally.....It drives me insane when your driving down the road with nobody in front of you and you need to take a right at the upcoming light. Well at the last second someone going straight in the lane to your left decides that they want to be at the front of the line so they pull into your lane. Now you get to wait for the green light because they just had to move up 1-2 car lengths. Pugs
I hate it when you say your on atkins and people say "well you need carbs" or "that's really bad for you" as if I have no idea exactly what they're going to say or I haven't hear what they're about to tell me on carbs producing energy. I hate it when you're working in a team, and everyone's such a r****d that you have to do most of the work yourself, and all you ask is that a laptop be available to you, and even that doesn't happen. I hate it when I'm playing cards or sports and someone says "it's just a game" regardless of whether I won or lost. It's not just a game to me. I don't have fun when I play with my friends, or when a bunch of funny stiff happens causing everyone to break into laughter. I do enjoy winning. That makes me laugh. That's fun to me. So if you look at it as "just a game" or are "just here to have fun" then get off my freakin team. Yeah, it hasn't been a good day...
i hate it when i go on a cutting diet, then the company or friends throw a party and i tell them i can't eat that b/c i'm on a diet. they always reply with, "look at you, you don't need to be on a diet. you're so sexy." ok, the last part is usually just in my head but they make me feel bad b/c no one else around is in shape. they think this hot body of mine is genetic. uh no, there's a reason i'm like this. it's b/c i exercise and try to eat healthy.
Speeders want you to get over for them even though you are both about to hit rush hour traffic for the next 20 miles. People who speed on the feeders so you can't get over. The feeder is not the freeway. People have 30 items plus coupons in the self check at Kroger. People talk on cell phones in restaurants. People go to Subway and order for 50 coworkers. People who take playing cards seriously. Get a life. Parents bring chairs to constantly watch their kids sports team practice.
I hate it when you ask people a question and they feel the need to answer it in a way that makes them better than you. Me- "Hey, you got a light?" Him- "I don't smoke" Me- "Me either, but since your electricity is off I thought I'd ask" -or- Him- "Hey have you been on TV?" Me- "Yeah several times." Him- "I don't have time to watch TV"
I hate it when you drop an open ink pen onto your khakis and you get this half inch ink mark on your pants, seriously just happened, I hate it.
I hate it when you wash your hands in a public restroom, and when you lean forward, there is a little bit of water on the counter edge that gets right on your crotch, making it look like you peed your pants. Just stand up.
i hate it when i shake it and a little stream falls into my khakis making it look like i peed my pants. then, to cover it up, i wet my hands and shake them in front of my pants to make it look like it was the water from my hands.
i hate it when i'm doing my stand-up routine and some ******* ******* start heckling me and i flip out and those $#&*! ******* sons of %$@*# can kiss my a$$ f***** no good *******! -michael richards
I hate when people take babies into movies like SAW 3 or Silent Hill. And I am usually embarassed when I look back and they are Mexican. (I am mexican btw) You never see white people or black taking little kids into Violent R rated movies... How stupid can parents be? I hate it when I go to Gamestop and they try to get you to reserve all kinds of ****. They are relentless, I DON'T WANT TO ****ING RESERVE ANYTHING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS POINT, THERE WILL BE ENOUGH COPIES TO GO AROUND WHEN IT IS RELEASED. Plus they usually put the games for sale a day late. I hate when people always point out that you are overweight, constantly. I mean seriously..I walk around with this body 24/7 I KNOW that I am overweight. I don't need rocket scientists consistently pointing that out for me. The part that really pisses me off, is that the people that point that out, are usually overweight too. Wow you weigh 3 pounds less than I do, big ****in deal ******.
my mom's the worst actually, just a brutally honest woman. "ooh Honey, you need to lay off the pancakes"
