Tonight, in my church softball league, I brought a new bat to try out that I borrowed from a friend. So I get up to bat my first at bat. I foul off two pitches, and the count's now at like 2 and 2 or something. Next pitch is right over the plate, and I crush it. Well, it was a line drive, and it caught the pitcher (a 40 or so year-old man) right in the neck, towards the side of his neck. I haven't hit a ball that hard all season, and I've hit some pretty good shots this year. Thankfully, it didn't hit his windpipe, cuz that could have resulted in an emergency. He got up after 5 minutes or so, and eventually came back into the game. Thankfully. I was scared, though. On top of that, I either broke or jammed my pink real bad.
I used to know a guy who killed a man just to get an erection. Sadly, I haven't seen much of him lately...
If you had taken a closer look at the guy's face, you would have discovered that.. It's the same escaped convict/ghost you saw outside the cemetery!! RRRAAARRR!!
Well, I doubt he would have died - probably would have just suffered a concussion. Back when I was in college, I used to play softball all the time in the summers. I loved hitting up the middle; I especially loved seeing pitchers scurry for their lives after I smoked one back at them.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Story starts out well enough ... Got a bat. Went down to my church. And started swinging and almost killed a man ... but after that it was a little bit of a let down .. hit a softball into some old fart's neck, he went down, but got up and was OK in five minutes. All I can say is the story needs work.
Yeah, back in college, I used to set fires. It was a lot of fun watching people running out of a building while totally engulfed in flames. One time, this guy ran out and jumped right into a neighbor's swimming pool. He looked like the guy on that Pink Floyd album cover. Funniest thing I ever saw. Good times.
