..Yes, just like the Rodney Carrington song....if any of you guys have heard that one. Anyways, what are the little nit-picky things people do that strike that last nerve? I'll probably add to this thread day by day, but one that I got the other day that made me start this thread: People who drive sports cars, but consistently drive 5 miles per hour under the speed limit.
people who always shortchange you on the bill. you know, they'll pay for their food, but they "forget" they also ordered a coke and tip. this is why i don't like eating out with large groups. i always want my bill separate.
- Rookies that post crap. - People in ****ty cars thinking they are in some type of euro sports sedans. - People that taps a pack of cigarettes in their palms. I mean, what the **** is that? - Annoying UT fans that have their mouths around Bevos rocky mountain oysters - Annoying UT haters that have bevos rocky mountain oyster envy - Bush myopians, meaning that if Bush was to say I don't know, Christian is bad, I like to give my money away to the homeless, you would love it because it's Bush - Bush haters, just because it's Bush, and you live to hate. - When my computer decides to slow down. - When people get more praise than you, but you do most of the work, the hard work, make the back breaking decisions.
Young Jeezy saying he is a motivational speaker and not a rapper. You are not deep or intellectual and I hardly believe you're motivating anybody, you're a rapper, shut the ***k up and rap.
I work at a sub shop, and I think the thing I hate the most is when people (usually it's like teens...or kids my age) come through and decide to make out in front of me like it's their job. They do this while I'm asking them what they want on their food. It's the most obnoxious, disgusting, vile, and rude thing I think anyone could ever do, and I hate it. I mean, a little peck on the cheek is fine (which older couples will sometimes do), I don't really mind that. But, when someone sits there and makes out right in front of me, that pisses me off. One of these days, I'm just going to go off on someone who does that, and I think I already have the lucky couple picked out.
- celebs trying to be political. I mean, shut up. You're ****ing rich. I don't give a **** what you say. Nothing affects you. - innocent people going to jail - guilty people getting off scott free - people saying what music they listen to is better only because... - rappers thinking they can be basketball players - athletes thinking they can rap. - Christians trying to recruit people - Jehovahs witnesses waking me up to get the damn door. - when roadrunner is effing slow - when my b****es don't call me - when my internet b****es don't IM me - when people lie - when people are not loyal - when my simulation baseball team looks promising, but end up losing 100+ games.
People who say "anyways" instead of "anyway". Stop adding the "s"!!! Same with "Kroger" and "Krogers" I'm not a grammar police, but i have friends who say that and i hate it.
-lots of people have way too many "like" when talking -starting a sentence with "so" -when my roomates piss on the toilet without lifting it -when my roomates forget to get new toilet paper -my zippo doesn't work properly
There are so many: - people who don't know the difference between "to" and "too" or who are "too" busy "to" type an extra friggin' "o" - people who don't know the difference between "loose" and "lose". A size-XXXXL shirts is "loose". If you don't win, you "lose". How hard is that? - using the work "like" way too much. - "was all" teenager-speak. As in: "He was all 'Whatever' and I was all 'Yeah, whatever'." When did "was all" become the same thing as "said"? - "Irregardless". This one drives me crazy. "Irregardless" is a meaningless friggin' word. The word is "regardless". No "irr" necessary. And, yes, I AM the Grammar Police.
