I'm thinking about peeing on the handicap toilet during the morning so that I can use it for myself for the rest of the day. It's very roomy, and I always use it, but recently I think someone else has started using it, and they always have some bits left in the can that they couldn't flush down. Frankly it's digusting. I peed on the seat the other day by accident, and when I came back in the afternoon, the piss was still there, but the stall next to it was messy and unflushed. So I'm thinking to pee on the seat everyday to prevent that guy form using it. Thoughts?
I dont mind up wiping up piss, as long as it's mine. the other stalls are really very cramped. the handicap stall even has bars to help you get up. It's been helpful to me in the past when I sat on the can too long.
If you pee on the handle of the door to the bathroom, then not only do you get the bigger stall, you get the whole bathroom to yourself, so you can be as gross and flatulent as you want. Give it a shot...sometimes it helps to also pee on the sink faucets, because the first time someone may accidentally still open the door and then go to wash their hands.
OMG.. who the hell comes up with this crap...But really, I would have never thought of doing that even if I would have, is it really worth it?? Don’t you get splatter on your pants if you pee on the seat or do you sit down like a little girl to pee hotballa?
Screw wedding rings. I'll just piss on my girlfriend everyday if/when we decide to get married. Then other fools will know who she belongs too.
Good idea. Tonight I shall pee on my girlfriend just to make sure nobody else will use her when I'm not around. Edit- Damn you MB. [**** blocked]
I routinely pee a protective circle around myself before bed to insure that I do not get abducted by aliens in my sleep.
I havent really thought about it yeat actually. When I did it by accident, some of it caught on my pants. I guess I'll have to stand close to the stall door and aim for the seat or something. you guys dont understand though, the other stalls are seriously too cramped. It's not my fault they make the handicap stall some sort of palace, it's like 3 times bigger than a normal stall.
Honestly, if I worked with you and I found out you were intentionally pissing on the seat so no one else could take a **** in there, you wouldn't have to worry about using anything but the handicap stall.
Maybe the Rockets should drop a loaf on the first pick of the draft so nobody else will claim it as theirs?
