Right now there is a car blocking my mailbox and I don't know whose car it is. WTF. Go block the mailbox of the person you are visiting. My mailman skips the house if the mailbox is blocked. People like that deserve to get their car keyed. No doubt. Any others?
People that intentionally park in two spaces especially when parking is at a premium. Pisses me off to no end.
my mailman does the same thing.. my neighbors contractor parked right in front of my house and mailbox for 3 weeks straight. It irritated me to no end and even after the job was over he left his truck in front of my mailbox for another two weeks. I was about to have his truck towed as an abandoned vehicle. J
That's about it. That and assholes who park so close to you where they make it physically impossible to get into your car. That happened to a buddy of mine, so he put super glue at the top of the windows so they wouldn't roll down.
People who play their stupid rap music so loud at the car wash I can hear it 7 houses down at my house.
I have a cool feeling story. While you're driving, you wish you were a cop so you could pull him/her over. So I'm driving on I-10 on Saturday. 3 lanes. I'm in the left lane on cruise control (5 over the speed limit) passing a slower car in the middle lane. Some dude zooms by at like 20 over in the right lane then without signaling crosses the middle lane into the left lane. Another car zooms by in the right lane...it's a trooper. I get into the middle lane and hilarity ensues. I wish I had popcorn. The trooper gets on that guy's bumper. Note - the guy does slow down. The guy moves into the middle lane. The trooper moves into the middle lane. The guy moves into the left lane to pass a slower car in the middle lane. The trooper does that same. The guy returns to the middle lane. The trooper does the same. The trooper mimics the guy for like a minute or two. Finally the trooper turns on his lights. Boom goes the dynamite. Also people with fake handicap permits (Da-Glyde, you beat me to it). I'll throw in fake insurance and driver's licenses.
I also hate the double parkers. Those idiots are just asking to get their cars keyed. If your car is so nice that you don't want anyone to park next to it, then maybe you shouldn't be parking it there in the first place.
When its really nice or brand new I want to key it even more. Just because you bought a new car doesnt mean that you are better than everyone else. You are basically just trying to show off and be an *******. One time my ex wife and I were going into Target around Christmas and this big brand new SUV swung into two spots when we were about to park in one. Dude got out and was like, ha ha, I got your spot. No problem mother ****er. We both walked down both side of his precious new Navigator with keys in hand. So he go it on both sides from head lights to brake lights. Prick.
Any driver that clogs the fast lane deserves to get their car keyed. People are so stupid. They think they can drive as slow as they want in the fast lane. Most of them will not get out of the way, either, even when you ride their tail. I have just come to accept that there are a large number of drivers who know about the fast lane but are such daft pricks that they will do whatever they want regardless. A simple thing like getting out of the fast lane if traffic is piling up behind you would alleviate a lot of road rage out there. But, again, some people are so stupid or stubborn or whatever. Then, when you finally are able to pass them, the next car in line is in the position you were in and the dumbass still doesn't move. It's like their brain is on empty or they are really trying to piss people off. Then, they get shot and ask "What did I do? I was just driving minding my own business." .
Why not flick a booger or spit inconspicuosly at those cars instead of keying it? Never mind... thanks a lot, DNA testing... I once was in a Metro bus and saw an old man with a hat that said: "It's not where the booger lands, it's HOW YOU FLICK IT" I couldn't stop laughing for three days. Good times. Yes. Good times.
When I lived with my parents, we had a mailman that wouldn't deliver mail if our parked cars made it inconvenient for him. We wouldn't block the mailbox, but because it was at the bend in a cul-de-sac, he had some trouble swinging in in front of the car. My father gave him all sorts of grief and called the post office and complained and generally made it a bigger pain in the ass for him to not deliver than to deliver. So, he started giving us mail again and we didn't have to move our cars. My dad is good at giving people grief.
People who... 1. double park 2. park in handicap spaces who aren't handicap. 3. pull up to the side of you at the red light and want to race. 4. cut into your lane b/c they don't want to wait when you've been waiting at a light or in traffic for a long time. 5. drive big truck and SUVs who think they own the road b/c their vehicles are bigger than yours. 6. don't pay attention when driving (talk on the cell phone or just aren't all there)
I got a good one. How about drivers that wait until the lane is closed to switch lanes? Can't they read "Lane Closed Ahead - 1 mile", "Lane Closed Ahead - 500 ft", etc.?
