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Teenager Charged With "Sexual Harassment" For Being a Dick
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Invisible Fan is offline Old 10-25-2005, 03:30 AM   #1
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Steilacoom teen says penis costume was prank, not sexual harassment
http://www.kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4011271

STEILACOOM, Wash. The parents of 14-year-old James Watkins agree he deserves school discipline for wearing a penis costume outside a dance at Steilacoom High School.
But they want a "sexual harassment" note about the incident dropped from his school record.

The Pioneer Middle School eighth grader and his parents agree the prank Saturday was wrong, but they say he did not sexually harass anyone.

He was suspended for three days and his father Mark says the notice says it was for "sexual harassment, misbehavior at school-sponsored event, disruptive conduct and dress and appearance."

James Watkins says he was just trying to be funny, and others were laughing and having their picture taken with him. He complied when teachers asked him to take off the costume.

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sheesh, he should have used his head next time.

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I thought of an idea a while back to just have someone film me as I walked around town in one of those. Glad I didn't....

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I heard later on he got excited and threw up.
 
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Man, that kid's got balls.

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Man, the school is giving him the SHAFT!

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It's gonna be hard for him to come back to school.

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I bet this leaves he parents with a throbbing headache.

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Let's see....head, balls, shaft, hard, dick.....Yep, that just about covers all the penis puns for this thread...

Oh well, that kid is going to be in trouble for a schlong time, I'm sure...

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That is a hairy problem for that young man. Hope can stand firm under the pressure.

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This thread goes hand in hand with the teenagers and oral sex article.
 
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This thread goes hand in hand with the teenagers and oral sex article.
Or hand and mouth.
 
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Fun With Dick (and Jane... or not)

See Dick go to school.
See Dick dance.
Take pictures of Dick.
See Dick get suspended.

...Don't be a Dick.

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haha he shouldn't have dressed up like a penis.

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What a dick!
 
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Man, that kid better not keep it up for too long or the school principal is gonna shrink him down to size.
 
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ROTFLMAO.

Man, I am glad nobody spanked that dude. He would have spit out a lot of stuff...

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http://www.kirotv.com/video/5171459/detail.html

The kid has glazy eyes...

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Give him a break. He's a good student. He studies really hard for his testicles.
 
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He needs to sack up and take it like a man.

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