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Gummi Clutch is offline Old 09-19-2005, 02:51 PM   #1
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born and raised in Houston, TX
when playing games online and speaking i sometimes get called "hick" or "redneck".
Couldnt be further from the truth.
I guess I do have a drawl and it may be my slang (ex. "yall")
but
What would be a good come back?

Thanks!

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This hick just had sex with your wife.

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I know you are, but what am I?!?!

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My sister is hotter than yours.

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The fact that you cant come up with your own comeback says it all
 
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i think this picture says it best...



so my advice, ignore it.
 
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i think this picture says it best...



so my advice, ignore it.
So bad but so funny
 
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Just call them the "n" word and say you'll hang them all. Before you leave the table, say, "sorry fellas, I gotta go, sis is lookin' horny."

I don't know, according to the D&D, being a hick in this day and age from a society standpoint is better than being non-christian or colored. Think of it as your birthright to status!

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i thought hick/redneck was a good enough blast

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gummi Clutch
born and raised in Houston, TX
when playing games online and speaking i sometimes get called "hick" or "redneck".
Couldnt be further from the truth.
I guess I do have a drawl and it may be my slang (ex. "yall")
but
What would be a good come back?

Thanks!
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-If you don't believe things are bigger in Texas, ask your Mom.

-George Bush doesn't like black people.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Another Brother
-George Bush doesn't like black people.
And add an avatar of Mike Myers looking like deer in headlights after that. :D

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OMG...this is hilarious!!! Please post up the responses after you use those comebacks!!!

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Originally Posted by moestavern19
My sister is hotter than yours.
Because it's like a hunnid degrees down herrrrrre, and humid as a horny hyena's hiney.

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Dude, Being a redneck is something to be proud of. Just put a dip in an dplay your warlock game Cletus.

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This hick just had sex with your wife.

You aint her cuzin :D
 

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