Lowest Moment

Franchise3 · 09-18-2005, 01:51 PM

I think I just had my lowest moment ever related to drinking yesterday.

Did a little tailgating at around 3 in the afternoon, after some shots and hours later I find myself waking up in the bathroom of my old roommate's apartment. Horror sweeps over me as a realize my current roommate bailed and went to the football game (Florida vs Tennessee) without me. So I sprint to the stadium, but when I get there I can't find my ticket. Turns out I sold it to some kid when I was wasted for a mere 7 bucks. I then sprint home, but when I get there I can't find my keys. Turns out my current roommate took them from me when I was wasted so he could get back into the house after our game, since he didn't have his keys with him. So, I go back to my old apartment and turn on the game to see my first snap with 10:12 left in the 4th quarter.

I'm a failure at life.

What are some of your lowest moments related to drinking?

Davidoff · 09-18-2005, 01:58 PM

atleast you didnt drive..

arkoe · 09-18-2005, 02:02 PM

That's hilarious.

At least you didn't really screw anything up.

Mr. Brightside · 09-18-2005, 02:08 PM

Yes, that should be classified in the idiot files.

Falcons Talon · 09-18-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Franchise3

I think I just had my lowest moment ever related to drinking yesterday.

Did a little tailgating at around 3 in the afternoon, after some shots and hours later I find myself waking up in the bathroom of my old roommate's apartment. Horror sweeps over me as a realize my current roommate bailed and went to the football game (Florida vs Tennessee) without me. So I sprint to the stadium, but when I get there I can't find my ticket. Turns out I sold it to some kid when I was wasted for a mere 7 bucks. I then sprint home, but when I get there I can't find my keys. Turns out my current roommate took them from me when I was wasted so he could get back into the house after our game, since he didn't have his keys with him. So, I go back to my old apartment and turn on the game to see my first snap with 10:12 left in the 4th quarter.

I'm a failure at life.

What are some of your lowest moments related to drinking?

You're a failure if you learn nothing from this. If you learn something, you're wiser. Nobody got hurt. Count your blessings.

Franchise3 · 09-18-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Falcons Talon

You're a failure if you learn nothing from this. If you learn something, you're wiser. Nobody got hurt. Count your blessings.

Indeed.

I've got to at least be happy we won the game too.

Falcons Talon · 09-18-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Franchise3

Indeed.

I've got to at least be happy we won the game too.

I was in the garage thinking about what I posted...it sounded way harsh and pretty judgemental. There's no reason to say you will be a failure for not learning a lesson. Sorry about that. Enjoy life...just don't be unsafe.

Hippieloser · 09-18-2005, 02:38 PM

Sheesh, man, if that's low, I don't want to post any of my wild drinking stories...

KellyDwyer · 09-18-2005, 02:45 PM

If you make it through a night of drinking without stabbin' a guy, then it's all good.

Mr. Brightside · 09-18-2005, 03:07 PM

My lowest point involved some hookers and a bunch of fortune cookies.

mateo · 09-18-2005, 03:08 PM

Newsflash = shots are not your friend

**Jeff** · 09-18-2005, 03:09 PM

This is why I don't drink.

mateo · 09-18-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Brightside

My lowest point involved some hookers and a bunch of fortune cookies.

This is why I do :D

jo mama · 09-18-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Franchise3

I think I just had my lowest moment ever related to drinking yesterday.

Did a little tailgating at around 3 in the afternoon, after some shots and hours later I find myself waking up in the bathroom of my old roommate's apartment. Horror sweeps over me as a realize my current roommate bailed and went to the football game (Florida vs Tennessee) without me. So I sprint to the stadium, but when I get there I can't find my ticket. Turns out I sold it to some kid when I was wasted for a mere 7 bucks. I then sprint home, but when I get there I can't find my keys. Turns out my current roommate took them from me when I was wasted so he could get back into the house after our game, since he didn't have his keys with him. So, I go back to my old apartment and turn on the game to see my first snap with 10:12 left in the 4th quarter.

I'm a failure at life.

What are some of your lowest moments related to drinking?

if that is your lowest drinking related moment than you are in good shape, my friend.

Manny Ramirez · 09-18-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Franchise3

Did a little tailgating at around 3 in the afternoon, after some shots and hours later I find myself waking up in the bathroom of my old roommate's apartment. Horror sweeps over me as a realize my current roommate bailed and went to the football game (Florida vs Tennessee) without me. So I sprint to the stadium, but when I get there I can't find my ticket. Turns out I sold it to some kid when I was wasted for a mere 7 bucks.

"Har-HAR"

Seriously, I have never understood what is so compelling about getting wasted.

drapg · 09-18-2005, 06:11 PM

Drinking + Driving your brand new car = messy ending.

RIET · 09-18-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by drapg

Drinking + Driving your brand new car = messy ending.

So is driving on a flooded street.

TMac640 · 09-18-2005, 06:25 PM

that's low...

but not as low as southwest airlines new low fares

tigereye · 09-18-2005, 07:41 PM

Dont ask me how.....barfing while kissin a really hot chick I had my eye on the whole night at a house party. But it didnt matter much....I ****ed her up thanks to 151 and jello shots. So when it happened, she just laughed it, said I was ****ed up and after I cleared my mouth with some beer, we got back to makin out. It was truely a wierd moment.

On a related note, what's everyone's lowest moment in life, period?

Me, It would have to be when I was dumped the day before my high school prom by my prom date and high school sweetheart....all becuase her real boyfriend found out she was cheating on him with me. She choose to stay with him as they knew each other since childhood and her family wanted her to be with him, even though he mistreated her. They ended up getting married last I heard. Since then, which was 5 years ago BTW, I've had nothin but one night stands with "around the way" girls all over the place. But havent really found that real true homegirl that I could reakky kick it with. There are times that I really miss this chick....even 5 years later. Every time I try and shake her out of my mind, soul...and do so successfully, I bump into her in the wierdest places and everything comes back cause she wants then wants to hang with me and I cant refuse. We talk, we reminisce, we'll even make out and go all the way. Then we'll go our seperate ways as I try and get her out of my mind as I know she wont leave her husband...thus renewing the chase for her is useless. From here, the whole cycle will repeat itself. I just cant shake her, I just cant explain it, That was my lowest point in my life....EVER. It seems like I've met life's low point 5 years ago and have been stuck there since.....

tigermission1 · 09-18-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff

This is why I don't drink.

Good for you, just from hearing the news, it seems like anytime there is a 'crime' or a 'stabbing' or something it has to do with people drinking and going crazy.

I am not judgemental, but it just ain't for me. As for others I know, they drink but in extreme moderation, nothing crazy.