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Don't "Nair" your nads (Part II)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Aug 25, 2005.

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  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    For some reason, today my brother walked into my room, holding a big thing of nair with some smirk on his face. I just knew he was planning on nairing his nads. I looked at him, and nearly broke out some windows with ym piercing, "DON'T DO IT!" I shared with him our buddy Troy's story, and how it would probably put a halt to his later-planned action tnoight, and could possibly put him in a hospital. He stopped cold in his tracks and was like, "How did you know that?" I looked at him with all the seriousness in the world, and was like, "Clutch City." We had a long talk about the harmful effects of nairing your nads (that I learned here), and he decided that he probably should not.



    I'm almost postivie that he wishes me to thank you, Troy McClure, for all of your wisdom. Thanks.




    Friends don't let friends nair their nads.
     
  2. Ubiquitin

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    This Classic moment has been brought you by Schick Protector Safety Razor. Nothing gets you as smooth and irritation free as the Schick Protector Safety Razor.
     
  3. macalu

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    so, you know your brother's "i'm gonna nair my nads" look? and why did he feel the need to let you know? aren't you guys taking brotherly love a little too far? ;)
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    If I was ever planning on removing pubic hair, I wouldn't be telling my brother about it. But, in this case, it's a good thing he did, as weird as that is.
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    He's really wierd, and has been known to talk to the whole family about this sort of thing. After our conversation, he was like, "I'm glad you told me that...I was planning on doing it in about 10 minutes."
     
  6. Isabel

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    What is with all this nairing of nads lately???
     
  7. Harrisment

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    Just tell him to use a beard trimmer.
     
  8. Isabel

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    What if all the men and women in the world made a mutual agreement to accept each other's sensitive regions just the way they were, or at least not to use sharp blades and harsh chemicals down there... I mean, don't you need to take care of the family jewels? :)
     
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    Most guys like eating off a clean plate. :D
     
  10. RocketsPimp

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    The world would be a much, much hairier place.
     
  11. A-Train

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    "I saw my grandmother in the shower the other day. Her bush goes up to her bellybutton!"

    Five gold stars to anybody that can tell me what that's from...
     
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    Adam Sandler

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  13. francis 4 prez

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    assuming he doesn't read this board, i think i just figured out how you can get out of a bad relationship.
     
  14. francis 4 prez

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    i think he was hoping that she would be taking care of the family jewels, if you know what i mean.
     
  15. Isabel

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    pretend to cooperate and use Nair as lubricant while he's not looking...

    (though I don't do stuff like that)
     
  16. Rocket G

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    No f-ing way! :mad:

    I know this idiotic 70's fetish thing is back but there is absolutely no way that we, as a society, can go back to the days of unchecked hair down there.
     
  17. rrj_gamz

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    I do some man trimming, but I expect my lady to do some trimming herself...It's just better that way...You don't have to worry about your forest getting out of control...

    And to answer your question, the ladies like it that way... ;)
     
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    I was just listening to that for the first time in about 4 years! Classic.
     

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