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Hannah Storm Appreciation Thread..

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Aug 13, 2012.

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yay or nay?

  1. Would Hit.

    85.8%
  2. If I'm Drunk.

    8.7%
  3. Hell No.

    5.5%
  1. 713

    713 Member

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    I was watching sportscenter this morning and espn's own Hannah Storm was raving about how much she is a die hard Texans fan... This ignited my inner tinglings and made me wonder.....would u guys hit?

    http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2011/12/espn-broadcaster-hannah-storm-a-huge-texans-fan/

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  2. yo

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    I don't get the Hannah Storm haters. She is rockin. Being from Houston and a Houston sports fan is a very, very sweet cherry on top.
     
  3. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    getting up there in age, but she's got it going on.
     
  4. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    If she were 20-30 years younger. She's 50.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    Awesome high school linebacker.
     
  6. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Contributing Member

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    I remember Hannah from way back when she did sports for Moby in the morning on the defunct 97 Rock and all he did was talk about her "puppies".

    Still hot...for her age or not.
     
  7. Dubious

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    The defense against aging is a rockin' bod.
     
  8. jank1434

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    Hannah Storm > Kate Upton :rolleyes:
     
  9. Major Malcontent

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    Just think...she would never be nagging you to turn off the ballgame. She could get you Epic seats...and that bod...Hulk smash.
     
  10. Haymitch

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    I'm kinda shocked we have two Hell Nos. She's got a great body and loves sports, specifically Houston sports. Her voice isn't annoying, and she makes good money. What more do you people want???

    If for no other reason, it would be cool to tell others about.
     
  11. conquistador#11

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    i don't know about that. I wouldn't have craved that all through the 90s. Now she does it for me. She is one of those evolving late bloomers, late late but better late than never. . :grin:
     
  12. DorianTurk

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    YES i would :p
     
  13. RocketRaccoon

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    Yes, and for decades now.
     
  14. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Age.

    As a self-respecting 25 year old, I admit nothing.
     
  15. Granville

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    Looks like her puppies are still puppies as in not fully developed yet.

    When she was on the Moby show, my friends talked me in to calling in and pranking her.

    She asked a trivia question which was what was the longest strike in baseball. I called in and said, that I saw Andre Dawson throw a stike from CF right over the plate. Nothing but dead air until Moby started laughing and she said No not that kind of strike a player strike.

    She always acted like she was too good to be on Moby's show and it looks like she was. She came off as a fish out of water.

    I remember her Dad running HSE back in those days. I think is name was Mike Storen.
     
  16. juicystream

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    Same here. I'm 26, she is my mom's age. No matter how good a body looks with clothes on, it won't look so youthful once they are off.
     
  17. moestavern19

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    I would motorboat her saggy gourds.
     
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    I just had stir fry for lunch. It was meh.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    I would smash her like Gallagher does his watermelons.
     
  20. BasketballReasons

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    I'm 22 and I would hit it no doubt. Her body might not be up there but i'm sure she can ride me like I was her last ;)

    And yes, I do have a girlfriend.
     

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