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'ne one had an ******* for driving instructor?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xenochimera, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Contributing Member

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    yeah so my driving instructor is a dick, he hits me and **** and cusses me out. off course not hard hit just like slaps my leg or grabs my arm to turn the wheel, makes me all nervous and jumpy, then he cusses me out and what not :( also screams WTF are you doing when i apply brakes to slow down since i dont wana die.
     
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    ha

    I do that to my wife everytime she is driving :p
     
  3. Tonaaayyyy

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    I think they are all a double snakes.. e, s .. . :D but the second time around i set an appointment with her so early she was hoping it was over with :cool:
     
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    when you get on the highway, get pulled over and when the cop stops you tell the cop that your passenger is high and was forcing you to drive erratically. oh, and plant weed on him.
     
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    Does he wear new balance tennis shoes?
     
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    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    Does he look like this?

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  7. surrender

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    You should've gone to Sears, it's the Tomball College of driving schools
     
  8. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Contributing Member

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    well my friend just told me most of them are like that so i guess its not news worthy..
     
  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    Yeah, I slowed but didn't stop at an uncontrolled 4 way intersection. The lady told me to go back to the DMV and that I had failed because I didn't stop. Then on my evaluation she wrote that I didn't slow down approaching an uncontrolled 4 way intersection, which is exactly what I did do.

    Took the test in a different town the next time and passed easily.
     
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    'ne?

    Do you mean "Anyone?" :confused:
     
  11. Jugdish

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    iz nvr had ne probms w dem, but iz gud drvr
     
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    lol that's where I did mine (@ Willowbrook). My 3 point turn lesson consisted of going to a corner store and him buying a huge case of nachos, hot dogs and a super size soda.
     
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    I would do the same thing to anyone that took the time to type out " 'ne one".
     
  14. RudyTBag

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    And I would do the same thing to anyone that took the time to respond to someone who would type out "'ne one"
     
  15. Smokey

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    I remember when we learned how to parallel park. It was the first day we went on the road....after a week of being stuck in class and practicing on those fake cars (btw, I would just leave my foot on the accelator while watching those movies). She set up the cones. We took turns, no one in my group knowing how to park, and finished in 5 mins.
     
  16. Like A Breath

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    Yup, I learned how to park by running errands and getting his family dinner from some chicken joint.
     
  17. surrender

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    My instructor let me go home early on my final driving test to watch a Rockets playoff game
     
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    How old are you? 16? I thought you were older than that, although "ne one" should have let me in in knowing you are yung'un.
     
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    My instructor played for the Baltimore Colts with Johnny Unitas as like a 3rd string QB. He was alright but I think all instructors are naturally assholes. Plus I asked him if he was in the great war and he got mad.
     
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    He couldn't have been worse than this guy...
     

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