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How stupid are bees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, May 25, 2016.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Seriously, how effing stupid are these things. I got a garden next to my door, yet this stupid twat has been buzzing around the effing doorknob for the past 5 in minutes. My p***y ass is too scared to go near it because I have bad reactions to beestings, so I'm literally waiting outside my door for this dumb **** to figure out the ****ing flowers are 6 ****ing feet to his left. No wonder these ****ing things are dying, dumb ass mother****as can't figure out where the **** the food is.
     
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    100 million years of existence says they're smart enough.
     
  3. el gnomo

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    RIP hotballa

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  4. Mr. Clutch

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    The bee is asking the same thing about you
     
  5. hotballa

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    Finally the idiot went somewhere else. Back in my house safely. But seriously, these things are dumb. Scientists need to study their stupidity if they want to find out why they are disappearing.
     
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    It's drawn to a scent on your door knob. You probably had something rub off your hand on to it. We don't want to know what it is. ;)
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-1GadTfGFvU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Bro not funny. Thats the kind of gif that gives me nightmares
     
  10. Jontro

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    But it's a nice bee, like this one. He's just curious.

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  11. HR Dept

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    Bet you won't call that bee stupid to it's face.
     
  12. donkeypunch

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    Highly recommend watching this NatGeo clip. Bees have come a long way, guy.

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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    What do you mean? The Earth is only 5000 years old or so.
     
  15. Jontro

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    What he's trying to say is that bees lived on other planets before migrating to Earth shortly after its creation.
     
  16. ThatBoyNick

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    Bee's are incredibly smart, their dying because of humans trashing the environment. Maybe it's tripping because it was sprayed with a pesticide or something.
     
  17. NateNate

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    That was good. Share some more.
     
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    "Another neighbor, a patriarchal old Englishman with a white beard, kept a great stand of bees. I remember his incessant drumming on a tin pan to marshal them when they were swarming, and myself as idly wondering who first discovered that this was the thing to do, and why the bees should fall in with it. It struck me that if the bees were as intelligent as bees are cracked up to be, instead of mobilizing themselves for old Reynolds' benefit, they would sting him soundly and then fly off about their business. I always think of this when I see a file of soldiers, wondering why the sound of a drum does not incite them to shoot their officers, throw away their rifles, go home, and go to work."
     
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    Thread title seems backwards...
     
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