Howard loans Parsons his Ferrari for a mohawk?

Dwight is just a awesome guy...

 

I'll get a mohawk

 

lol it says on the bottom its just a loaner.

 

It's the all wheel drive hatch back model with full time all-wheel drive with height adjustment. Rich people drive this Ferrari on winding mountains covered with ice and snow to go skiing. Good pick.

 

Parsons will be able to afford that in a couple of years.

 

So where's the mohawk?

 

Does the carpet have to match the drapes?

 

Yeah, his hair looks just like it normally does.

 

I'm really getting to like Dwight. He is actually really funny and I'm buying in to his philosophy of feeling good when playing basketball. I think Houston plays its best ball when they are having good time sharing the ball.

 

This. I really hate the idea that basketball is not supposed to be fun and winning is all that matters. If I'm an NBA player I feel like I'd definitely look up more to Dwight then I would, say, Kobe.

 

already 10 posts and not a single Jeremy Lin mention so I'll do it...

I wonder if Lin is still Parson's bff

 

In before someone says well kobe wins yada yada. Scr*w kobe

 

Nooooo, this will make Chandler want that big contract even more, now that he has a taste of the finer things.

Let's chip in for a couple of Ferraris/Lambos so that he'll stay with us for cheap. I'll contribute $10

 

Channy P better hope no dumb broads run into D-Howards whip like they did with his ride last week!

 

1) i'm surprised chandler doesn't have his own

2) must be that rookie contract, but plenty of people who make his salary have those cars

3) "sexy chandler parsons" meme is now "fiscally responsible chandler parsons" meme.

 

"Thank you Dwight" lmao. It seems like a nice gesture, but something comes across a little cheesy about this. Maybe because it seems like more of a "see how rich I am" promotion from Dwight. Why even film this

 

Srsly gys, Parsons doesn't even have a Mohawk in the vid. He got his hair cut a bit shorter on the sides.

This is a mohawk:

 

So it turns out Howard was loaning his car to Parsons? When I first saw this news posted on Facebook, the story was Dwight bought him a car, which for whatever reason led to tons of Dwight criticism on the comments section since apparently they should have input on how he spends his money. Those idiots all owe him an apology.

 

Their "mohawks" look like the Forrest Gump: