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Which sounds better?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm kinda notorious for for my, ahem, dialing shenannigans late night. I'm going to let y'all choose who I should berate this eve...
     
  2. Yaozer

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    I chose the first. You can fix the chunkiness by working out. The face.. not so much.
     
  3. bejezuz

    bejezuz Contributing Member

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    You had me at big boobs...
     
  4. A-Train

    A-Train Contributing Member

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    I don't know. I'd have to hear each one talk...
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    I guess I am the first person to choose the second option. Plastic surgery can fix a face.
     
  6. Smokey

    Smokey Contributing Member

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    I'll take ugly face/hot body over pretty face/chunky body every day of the week. The only rolls I want to see are for eating.
     
  7. BigM

    BigM Contributing Member

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    slightly chunky sounds like a cover-up for fat but i voted for that one anyways. i can't date/have sex with a girl who i don't find attractive in the face.
     
  8. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    Is her name Chelsea?
     
  9. BenignDMD

    BenignDMD Contributing Member

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    banging body for sure......its a one night stand, i dont want any rolls
     
  10. dntrwl

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    you can fix a little weight but you cant fix a paper bag face without alot of $$ and even then it still wont work most the time!
     
  11. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    have to say nice body
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Alas, it doesn't matter. Big boob chick whined about "children", so she's out.

    The new test is how many paper-bag girls I can text in an hour. And who may respond...
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    I don't want to get all PC in here, but I think the appropriate term for paper bag girls these days is butterface.
     
  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Nah paper bag still works. If its that bad you PLASTIC bag their face. If you know what I'm sayin.
     
  15. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    this is just me.


    but id tap both.


    at the same time.
     
  16. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    just don't forget to check their Adam's Apples...
     
  17. vincentt

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    haha well i'm going with the pretty face cause you know you can do something about the body like lipo :p
     
  18. count_dough-ku

    count_dough-ku Contributing Member

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    I went with the slightly chunky girl. I'm not into butterfaces.
     
  19. plcmts17

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    More cushion for the pushin.
     
  20. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    you gotta have some thickness......slightly chuckness is thickness...

    you cant have an olive oil (the girl from popeye)
     

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