Is it acceptable while at a Public Urinal to....

I voted yes. While I think it isn't good to do this as a matter of course, the bottom line (pardon the pun) is that IT'S A BATHROOM!!!!

 

you gotta fart somewhere.

 

Like a trooper?

 

If you can't let it rip in a bathroom, where can you?

 

The problem I have with people farting while at public urinals is that, while you are there, you are generally engaging in an activity of which you are totally committed to for a good 20-30 seconds, depending on how much you had to drink. So if another guy farts at a neighboring urinal, you are essentially forced to deal with the stench. In stalls, at least there are walls blocking the evil gas somewhat. I would much rather someone just fart outside after they urinate. Then it can dissipate much easier, and no one is effected.

 

Yes, if you do so while someone is flushing... cover, you know. You can only wait so long because there is some anatomical link between peeing and farting. You may resort to clearing your throat in a loud manner for cover.

 

i agree giddyup when i pee i have got to fart, so i voted yes.

sometimes i just slip out some silent ones

 

I thought this was going to be about having "stage fright".

Y'all all know what "stage fright" is, don't you?

That is when you know you have to go, but as you pull out the old Johnson, nothing happens. Then all these people waiting on you to get done, sit there thinking to themselves "Why in the hell is this guy taking so long to take a piss?"

 

I thought you were gonna say 'Is it acceptable while at a Public Urinal to glance over?'

 

Only if it sounds funny.

 

Yes, but it is never appropriate to take a **** in a urinal.

 

Funny story:

A number of years back, I was a game at the Summit. It was half time, so of course the bathrooms were crowded. As I stood in line waiting, a guy walked in shouting "Pick a sink!!" as he proceeded to unzip and turn towards the sink...and turned right into one of HPD's finest! The look on his face when he saw the cop made the entire room bust out laughing. HPD grabbed his arm and escorted him out as he was saying "I wasn't really gonna do it!"

I have no idea if he ever got to pee.

 

I voted no, but I really don't have a choice do I? I can't pop a cork in some guy's flatulent ass... if only they made the "Magic Mouth" the bathroom would be a much more pleasant place.



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I'd like to hear Mrs. JB's thoughts on this all important question.

For the record, there are officially two things that you should NEVER do while at a urinal, according to <i>Urinal Etiquette for Dummies</i>

1) Never look to the side: For some reason, guys have a radar-like sense so they know at any time when another guy is trying to look at their schlong. If you tilt your head even one miniscule degree to the side, you will be caught and face potential bodily harm if the other guy harbors any homophobic tendencies. Trust me, if you have to look, then it probably IS bigger

2) Never EVER talk to the guy next to you at the urinal. Come on, now, this is a guy's private space! It doesn't matter if your're at Halftime of the Rockets game, and Steve just hit a halfcourt bomb to beat the buzzer after a 30 point first half! You don't talk to the guy next to you! For some reason, breaking this rule is even worse than breaking rule number one. When you talk to someone, then that means you must be consciously thinking about that person, and NOBODY wants to be thinking about another guy with their pecker in between their fingers! Add to the fact that somebody talking to you runs the increased risk of them turning their head to look at you and possibly sneaking a peek at your package!! That's unfathomable!

 

<blockQUOTE>Originally posted by Puedlfor
If you can't let it rip in a bathroom, where can you? </blockQUOTE>In a taxi.

If the driver looks at you, just say, "keep your eyes on the road, buddy."

 

Any store...just pick an empty aisle, let her rip, and make a speedy exit...

 

Hurrah for Mrs. B!!! the only admitted woman left on the site. I have a theory that she is somehow payed to "hangout" with you young farts.


Have any of you had this experience. A few drinks. You go into the wrong bathroom, the women's,. You go into a stall to take a ****. so you don't notice anything too amiss, till the ladies start piling in and chatting..

I had to wait in there a long time till all was clear and I could leave. One woman was entering just as I left so it only looked like I had walked into the wrong door for a second.

 

You should change your name to Finch!

 

Sure, as long as I'm not the one standing next to you.