Beware of seat 29E

why, are there snakes under it?

 

Haha, those letters are hilarious. I too would hate it if I had somebody's butt in my face the whole flight.

 

Every time I fly by myself now I get sat next to a fat lady with arms the size of my thighs and a butt twice as large as the airplane seat. Since I always get an aisle seat, she ends up in the middle seat. After I two hours or more of her fat body mass encroaching on my personal space or worse touching me in a way that is reminiscent of The Blob eating its victims, I feel like I've gone hogging without the beer goggles and am in need of a cleansing shower.

 

OMFG! I love it!

 

You are lucky, compare to me at least. I had to sit right next to this 300-pound guy for 14 freaking hours on a flight to China this summer. During that flight, I had no personal space what-so-ever. And I got ellbow on the face by him 3 times as he was eating. The worse part is he snores like a chain saw! What a nightmare.

 

Thats funny. I just took a Continental Airlines flight and my girlfriend and I were in the last row. The configuration was a little different so we were not right next to the bathroom. The worst part was the seats could not recline since they were against a wall. We did get to hear the toilet flush a lot, but did not have to endure the smell or butts in out face.

It think we were on this plane.

 

That's so freaking hilarious. I've experienced the same thing. The worse part is when that stupid metal flap doesn't spring all the way back up and the smells leak out. Hideous.
I've also had to sit next to a fat dude who was wearing a tube top or something. His fat kept oozing over the armrest and it was cold and clammy. Nasty!

 

I flew the redeye from Oakland to NYC on Jetblue and listened to two flight attendants talking about the flavor of their boyfriend's sperm, which led into their weekend sexscapades.

Really classy.

However, I think the fantasy of slutty flight attendants may be true on that particular route, so all you horndogs out there, book that flight and work your mojo.

I just wanted to sleep.

 

Well, if that's not reason enough to start a new thread, then I don't know what is.

Of course, it would be useless without pictures.

 

amazing writing style. this is hilarious.

 

I can beat that.

I was on a plane from Roanoke to DC, in which the flight attendent was apparently giving "favors" to the pilot and co-pilot one at a time. The co-pilot would leave the cockpit,and stand outside, while the flight attendent went inside.

She would emerge 5 minutes later, adjusting her dress and face. Then it was the co-pilots turn.

At that moment, I wished I was an flight pilot.

 

Maybe that was her idea of an in-flight meal.

 

If he hates the toilet so much, then why does the letter look like it was written on toilet paper?

 

this happened to my friend 2 weeks ago. he complained and they wrote him back that there was an extra seat elsewhere and should have aksed to move

 

Continental: "pooh-pooh"

 

This is an old complaint, which means it has given creative people time to make fun of it.

Someone put this letter to animation and posted it on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG-jKG_4kjY