Mcscuze Me B****!

Ok, see, there's this joke..

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A man goes to the Doctor because he isn't feeling well.
After the exam, the Doctor says, 'Mr. Johnson, I'm afraid I have bad news. You only have six months to live.'

The man is shocked.

'What should I do??' he asked desperately.

'Well,' the Doctor replies, 'My advice is to move to Oklahoma, but an old mobile home to live in, and then go find the meanest, nastiest old woman you can, and marry her, and move her into the mobile home with you.'

'Why on earth would I do that?' he asks. 'Will that make me live longer?'

'No,' says the Doctor, 'But it will sure FEEL like it.'

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The reason I mention it is, I now know which woman the Doctor was talking about.

 

We need more heroes like her to police McDonald's.

Thanks to her, I now know to avoid the McDonald's at Dorset.

 

Throw momma from the train

 

I guess assault is one her god given right as an American. She just admitted to it.. good luck in court!

 

Gotta admit, I chuckled.

 

**** you McDonald's!







On Dorsett.

 

Funny stuff there.

 

Not all the other ones. I like the other ones.

 

That cooter punch tho...

 

Dats wut u git when u deny her, her civil rats

 

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I bet she's from San Antonio

 

Imagine my disappointment to learn that the video is fake, and the woman is just a comedian who does other similar types of videos.

It's 'The White Trash network with Claudette'..

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBSwlvA4MGlhcN9M-0p4tCg

 

Yeah, somehow it makes it less funny to know it was someone trying to be funny.

 

It certainly felt staged. I thought it while watching. I suppose that's why I chucked, rather than found it outright hilarious.

 

Her Civil Rights have been violated, like a screen door in hurricane.

 

Patiently awaiting the songify this version