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[Official] Joel Embiid's Twitter

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Obito, Jul 28, 2014.

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  1. Obito

    Obito Contributing Member

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    Some recent gems.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking turn of events <a href="https://twitter.com/AndiDorfman">@AndiDorfman</a> has CHOSEN Joel EMBIID over josh and nick <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheBachelorette?src=hash">#TheBachelorette</a> <a href="http://t.co/MMlhFu5N6d">pic.twitter.com/MMlhFu5N6d</a></p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/493954501821231104">July 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>They think I have no offensive game, that I’m just good on D but I’m out here spitting games on these girls. Theyre still ain’t loyal#EMB11D</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/492796836647022592">July 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Family dinner with <a href="https://twitter.com/rihanna">@rihanna</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Johanna?src=hash">#Johanna</a> <a href="http://t.co/egNk11vw6D">pic.twitter.com/egNk11vw6D</a></p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/492541930618630146">July 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ok so <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian">@kimkardashian</a> hasn’t DM’d yet...... Should she be blocked too? I’m ready to block her though</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/491672559822573568">July 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    & of course the awesome avi.

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    #1 Obito, Jul 28, 2014
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  2. TheMystery008

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    Funny guy.
     
    #2 TheMystery008, Jul 28, 2014
  3. Kim

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    Pretty awesome.
     
    #3 Kim, Jul 28, 2014
  4. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cannan is talking smack to my boy Wiggins </p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489951155091296256">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>My boy had a nice game though</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952415961997312">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>His stroke looked better to me</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952586590470145">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Pause</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952787141124097">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ain't gonna get fined..... I said pause the movie</p>&mdash; Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489953392408530944">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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    #4 rockbox, Jul 28, 2014
  5. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Does he luv Rihanna? idg the obsession.
     
    #5 Juxtaposed Jolt, Jul 28, 2014
  6. Panda23

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    hes probably just joking about it.

    funny dude
     
    #6 Panda23, Jul 28, 2014
  7. ThatBoyNick

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    LOL

    I thought this guy would of been one of those foreigner's who wouldn't have much of a american sense of humor developed yet. Dead wrong, he caught on quick lol.
     
    #7 ThatBoyNick, Jul 28, 2014
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    Funny dude man
     
    #8 solodolo, Jul 28, 2014
  9. RedRedemption

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    Embiid is hilarious. Have a feeling he's going to get a huge fine somehow related to his twitter exploits. :grin:
     
    #9 RedRedemption, Jul 28, 2014
  10. bobloblaw

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    Are the Rockets a potential landing spot for Embiid in 2018? We can replace Howard with prime Embiid, offering him the chance to be tutored by his idol (Olajuwon). ;)
     
    #10 bobloblaw, Jul 28, 2014
  11. i meow a lot

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    +1 yep, trolling other people lol.
     
    #11 i meow a lot, Jul 28, 2014
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    I remember trying to recruit Lebron then blocked him when he didn't respond
     
    #12 zeeshan2, Jul 28, 2014
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    This dude is hilarious lol
     
    #13 Thefabman, Jul 28, 2014
  14. Asian Sensation

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    Waiteress: And what kind of side would you like for the salmon?
    Embiid: Pfffries

    Waitress: And how about for the steak?
    Embiid: Pfffriessss

    Waitress: And what kind of side for your last entrée?
    Embiid: Pffffrieeessss
     
    #14 Asian Sensation, Jul 29, 2014
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  15. clos4life

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    LOL, this guy has a twitter worth following, this stuff is funny.
     
    #15 clos4life, Jul 29, 2014
  16. KlutchQT

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    He is HILARIOUS. I love/hate how he always says he's taking a break from Twitter and is back w/in 15 minutes.
     
    #16 KlutchQT, Jul 29, 2014
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    How did you Embiid those tweets?
     
    #17 Mr. Clutch, Jul 29, 2014
  18. TheMystery008

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    Kid wants to be a Rocket:

    Link
     
    #18 TheMystery008, Jul 29, 2014
  19. ferrari77

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    Been following him since the draft as I was hearing too much stuff about his silliness on twitter. The guy is a trip!
    The funniest athlete on twitter imo.:grin:
     
    #19 ferrari77, Jul 29, 2014
  20. KingCheetah

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    You're a funny guy.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r_DwZfyXAXI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #20 KingCheetah, Jul 29, 2014
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