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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by weslinder, Mar 25, 2008.

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  1. weslinder

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    I took it once a while back, I think it was in the low 30's, but I really think I could get to about 50 before fatigue sets in. My overwhelming rage towards annoying children would help fight fatigue in this regard.
     
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    I could take 28 in a fight.
     
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    I could take on 30. I believe the figure to be way low. :eek:
     
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    25 is the number I could take, but if mine was in the mix, he would own me.

    DD
     
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    26 kids. Dang, I'm old. :(
     
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    26! although I feel I could take more.
     
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    Yeah I remember taking this a while back too. I think I got 27-29ish. 50 with a baseball bat.
     
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    30 for me

    sounds about right if you think about it, they won't be coming at you one by one.
     
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    I may have posted this story in the last thread about the 5-year olds, but it's too appropriate to not post again: http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

     
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    I can't remember how many I could take, just that it was more than anyone else in my office.

    Their main hangup was that they had a problem using a child a a weapon on another child.

    I believe there is nothing wrong with that.
     
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    That's nice in theory, but you won't be able to move that kid fast enough to keep up with the swarms. Kids swarm.
     
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    Grab one by the feet and just start spinning. When you start swinging him fast enough, you'll just knock out the other kids as the run at you, no matter what side they come from.

    Use your brain, Apollo Creed.
     
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    5 year olds? Are you kidding me? 5 year olds? You realize how little they are right?! I can whoop their asses all day as long as I'm not tired. Plus you don't even have to fight them. Just tell them Santa Clause ain't real and they will go cry in the corners.
     
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    24. Getting old sucks.
     
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    10 kids...

    I'm such a wuss.
     

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