[Cinema] Seth Rogen & James Franco's 'The Interview'

post REDACTED under threat from DPRK

 

Dear Leader forgives you.

 

I was on the L Train (carrying my cell phone and tablet) going to the Bedford stop to buy some organic local grown kale and I saw this North Korean looking guy. He looked a little suspicious with shifting eyes so pardon me for being a little nervous given these recent geopolitical events.

 

#tryingtoohard

 

For future reference:
Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Julian Morris, Adam Brody, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Gabriel Macht, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Lisa Kudrow, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Debra Messing, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Margarita Levieva, Elizabeth Berkley, Halston Sage, Seth Gabel, Skylar Astin, Mia Kirshner, Alden Ehrenreich, Eric Balfour, Jason Isaacs, Jon Bernthal.

Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Connelly, Nora Arnezeder, Goldie Hawn, Ginnifer Goodwin, Amanda Peet, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman, Ben Barnes, Patricia Arquette, Kyra Sedgwick, Dave Annable.

Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Andrew Garfield, Ezra Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, Nicola Peltz, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Winona Ryder, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron, Jonathan Keltz.

Oh, and Ansel Elgort’s father is Jewish, though I don’t know how Ansel was raised.

Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.​

 

Saw it at the premiere in L.A, and all I will say is it's nothing more than a comedic political satire... Don't expect Franco or Rogens best. The interaction between Dave and Kim is absolutely hilarious though. The intro made me cry of laughter, but outside this it wasn't all that great. Kind of overdone and dull at times.

2/4 stars.

 

Sports bar should pick up on this from a business standpoint. Host a movie screening.

 

North Korea has no internet. Thanks Obama.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/23/w...-as-north-korean-internet-collapses.html?_r=0

 

When?

Crackle is free for everyone I think.

 

"Oh no!" says one guy.

 

Probably the NK tech guy ate some bad dog. Either that OR AMERICA KICKS ASS!!!!!!

 

Who are you? Adam Sandler?

 

Man, Crackle going to be F-ed in the A by the GOP. I guess they knew that, one day, they would be F-ed in the A. So, they named ahead.

 

GOP gonna spackle that Crackle?


I'll watch. The Interview, I mean.

 

Breh, do you have the list for teh pr0n starz? kthx.

 

I bolded a lot of the ones whose boobs and/or faces I like in particular.

 

Thanks, I get bored reading through Jew names in search for hot google searches. Nice.

 

I don't which chapter of Elders this is in response to, but don't forget every non-Canadian comedic actor from the '70s onward.

 

"O.J. Simpson...not a Jew..."