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Eva: Tony's the teacher...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by basso, Mar 23, 2006.

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  1. basso

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11950085

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    Eva Longoria praises Parker’s bedroom skills
    ‘When the lights are out, he’s the teacher’ says ‘Desperate Housewives’ star
    The Associated Press
    Updated: 9:16 p.m. ET March 21, 2006

    LOS ANGELES - Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.

    File it under Too Much Information, but Longoria told “Extra” and “Access Hollywood” that “when the lights are out, he’s the teacher,” ... and “I’m the student,” she added to “Extra.”

    The revelation came in response to an article in the latest Allure magazine that quotes the “Desperate Housewives” star as saying that in matters of love, she was “the experienced one.” International magazines seized the story, concluding — wrongfully, Longoria stressed — that Parker is a lousy lover.
     
  2. LegendZ3

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    Damn it, nobody wants to know what you do in your own bed room, so STFU you attention w****!
     
  3. cwebbster

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    I am really getting tired of her, she is not a hot latina, and most of you know, I LOVE LATINAS, she looks like a latina Mr. Ed......and she sucks at acting too. Skinny, little skanky w****!
     
  4. GoatBoy

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    Whether she's skanky or not, she's def. off limits now that TP's been up in there. She's like a slice of pizza the dog licked. It still looks good, still smells good, but there's no freaking way I'm going to eat it.
     
  5. Zboy

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    So says the Goatboy with high taste. :D
     
  6. tigermission1

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    I have zero respect for people who air their dirty laundry in public like that. Screams of an attention-w**** and a publicity stunt.
     
  7. tim562

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    Yes, agreed!!!
     
  8. richirich

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    When is the video going to be stolen by a close confidante and then uploaded on the net for pay per view?

    Oh, the pain, the pain! My inner most secrets are being revealed and I am now almost as famous as Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson!!! :eek:

    And of course no one on this site will visit those sites and watch, right? Right? Come on guys, right? :D
     
  9. Pipe

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    Wrong balls, wrong forum.


    < [SIZE=-2]Pipe waits five years to play forum nazi and goes yard on the first swing[/SIZE] > :D
     
  10. rezdawg

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    I'd hit it.
     
  11. Mr. Mooch

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    I wouldn't; he's French.

    And short.
     
  12. Lil Pun

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    But I'm black and long.
     
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    Nice. :D
     
  14. v3.0

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    Me thinks the lady of french effiminate boy doth protest too much...
     
  15. Deuce

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    LOL! I concur!
     
  16. vtkp99

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    French's tickler would do it :D
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    Yeah, well too bad Tony Parker is straight and taken.
     
  18. cson

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    You got that half right.



    couldn't resist
     
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    The truth is he swings and that's why she said that he is the teacher.
     
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