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[Humor] Houston Press: 5 Reasons Why LeBron Will Announce He's A Houston Rocket

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. Clutch

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    The #5 reason is definetly signed by DD. :grin:
     
  4. Da_Spark

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    If LeBron announces tonight that he has chosen Houston, Clutchfans site would explode.
     
  5. Prince

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    so there really is not chance we get him.
     
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    Humor....Rumor, they're all the same! Welcome, to Houston, Mr. Lebron.
     
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    I didn't find this funny in the least. Don't know how you can title it 'humor'.
     
  9. smoothie

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    i thought the 5th reason was going to say:

    5. chance to play with chase budinger - he's the black joe johnson, and is getting paid 118X less.
     
  10. durvasa

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    Nice article, DD.

    Edit: crap, two others made the same joke. Oh well.
     
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    Maybe, just maybe, he didn't want to give the idiots here the wrong idea.
     
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    BTW, the 5 reasons were great....good post.
     
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    Meh. Luke warm humor. Luke warm.
     
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    not suprising, people who use the saying "in the least" usually dont laugh at anything humorous...
     
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    it wouldnt be called clutchfans anymore, but it would be called lebronfans.com. the top banner in the homepage would only be a photo of lebron in a rockets jersey, and in the game threads clutch would write, P.S., LEBRON WILL LIGHT UP THE(insert team) FOR FIFTY.
     
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  18. BEAT LA

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    Only LeBron can make it happen.

    S&T Scola, Battier, and Ariza for LeBron.

    Yao / Miller / Andersen
    Hill / Hayes / Jeffries
    LeBron / Budinger / Patterson
    Martin / Taylor
    Brooks / Lowry
     
  19. Deckard

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    Nope, James would have to adapt to our culture, bow down to our illustrious history, humbly kow-tow to Mr. Alexander, cracking jokes that Les is more, Houston is the Jewel of the Gulf Coast, that he hopes he can help Yao, the team, and the franchise put more championship banners up there hanging from the ceiling of the Toy Box, gratefully attempt to learn at the knee of the Chuckster about defense, gaze in awe at Luis as he combs out his hair, while picking up moves around the basket, plead with Shane to tell him tips about handling the media and last, but not least, buy a new outfit for Tux and Teenies Gala.

    In short, be just another dude lacing them up for the Rocks.

    (if he's lucky!)
     
    #19 Deckard, Jul 8, 2010
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  20. GotGame15

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    None of those were funny :rolleyes:
     

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