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[DISGUSTING] Guy in Urinal Next to Me Farts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    there's 2 urinals one is on the north wall, and the other on the east wall. They're very close to each other cuz they're placed right next to the corner so the guy and I are about half a foot apart doing our business when he suddenly lays a loud and wet one. I'm basically standing right behind him when he rips one. Disgusting.
     
  2. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    p***y

    One good turn deserves another.
     
  3. TheFreak

    TheFreak Contributing Member

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    I'm usually surprised when I'm in the men's room and this DOESN'T happen.
     
  4. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Contributing Member

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    Take it like a man.
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    May be, but that is the place to let r rip.

    DD
     
  6. Master Baiter

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  7. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    did he try to hide it or was he taking pleasure in it like lifting up his leg to let it all hang
     
  8. swilkins

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    It would have been great, if it abruptly stopped and he ran to the covered toilets.

    I totally rip them, if I'm sitting.
     
  9. hotballa

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    when I turned my head, his hand was on his ass. I don't know what it was doing there, but it was definetely on there while he was ripping. no shame at all.
     
  10. DonkeyMagic

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    :D

    sounds like he may have sharted
     
  11. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    That is F'N awesome. That dude wanted to share his ASS with YOU.

    :D
     
  12. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    thanks, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
     
  13. BigSherv

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    dude grow up. it is the bathroom, what do you expect to go on there.
     
  14. Austin70

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    What's next? Will he sit down and take a dump in there too?
     
  15. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Contributing Member

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    So basically he farted on you.

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    Hahahahahahhahahah
     
  16. nyquil82

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    maybe it was a defense mechanism when he saw your erection?
     
  17. jo mama

    jo mama Contributing Member

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    this thread is the reason why women shouldnt be allowed in mens rooms














    (just kidding thread starter!) :)

    but seriously, if a dude cant fart in a mens bathroom then the terrorists have already won.

    dont take our safe zones from us!
     
  18. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    What were you doing standing up at a urinal? Sounds like you should be sitting down to pee.
     
  19. Stack24

    Stack24 Contributing Member

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    LOL :D
     
  20. BD5

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    damn. i had to leave the quite cafe i'm in for a sec after reading this thread

    just imagined him turning slowly to grin at you in a 'Jim Carrey' way
     

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