Dirk gives Conan the Texas test

haha. that's pretty good.

 

Never liked conan

 

Oddly, Dirk was funnier than Conan. Nice they had two Rockets in there though.

 

Three Rockets. Or two Rockets and a rocket.

 

CoCo has fallen quite a ways...

 

That would be a rocket (dressed as a Southern Oklahoma football team player), and a half (the other half of Dream) and two Rockets (Harden and Dream technically only half of each would make ONE full, but no one would dare to say DREAM is never full since all my DREAMs are FULL).

 

Notice how they only clowned on the Spurs. They scared.

 

Conan needs to work on his German skills, think I understood two words.

 

lol is it just me or did the audience not recognize Yu Darvish until Conan said his name?

 

very funny

 

The whole Tonight Show debacle took quite a bit out of him, apparently.... because he hasn't been the same since...

 

I would have liked the Texas stop to have been Houston but wow looking at that crowd really paints an accurate picture of the bros who live in Dallas.

 

I want to keep hating Dirk, but he seems like a pretty laid-back nice guy in this bit. Pretty funny, too.

Dammit, I hate it when villains turn out to be not so bad after all. (see LeBron, McHale)

 

Imo Conan is still the best late show there is, followed closely by Jimmy kimmel.

the opening monologue to last nights show was pretty hard to bare since Conan was playing up to the crowd and was pretty much sucking small d's weenus.

 

I was hoping Harden and Hakeem would actually show up at the end and not just photochops of them.

 

Also how come no references to Houston Texans or Astros?

 

There are no celebrities on the Astros. And the Texans just went 2-14.

 

good thing he didn't flop on stage.

 

I hope he retires a Rocket.