Any excuse for this classic is a good excuse: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ysaBHTwazjk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Just substitute "he" for "she"...
(internal monologue) "Wonder if I can throw my mane squeeze a bridle shower while I'm in the pen... oh god, did I just think the word pen to myself... aw yeah, they can never take my imagination from me..." (drooling)