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Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment [Video]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by krnxsnoopy, Oct 17, 2014.

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  1. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Contributing Member

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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=fdb318b9a85a" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Society is one cruel Son of a b****! Luckily the guy with the baseball cap has the decency to help the poor chap out.
     
  3. Surfguy

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    OMG...instant classic! LOL :grin::grin::grin:
     
  4. Sadat X

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    Damn, was not expecting that! Haha poor guy. That sucks.
     
  5. Ubiquitin

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    Too staged.
     
  6. Amel

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    Soooooo fake
     
  7. Roxnostalgia

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    These prank videos are just getting weak.
     
  8. dback816

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    That is too hilarious, if real.
     
  9. Duncan McDonuts

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    Looks like a prank. Why would they be randomly filming? He starts off in front of the camera and works his way through the crowd just to be the last one on the subway. He purposely thrusts out to stop the doors with his hard on.

    I laughed at first. Funny situation, but looks really scripted.
     
  10. HR Dept

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    He was just following the platinum rule. Never let a boner go to waste, split SOMETHING at all costs.
     
  11. conquistador#11

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    unless you're sleeping, you can control the powers of the hard on, so i'm not buying this.
     
  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Weak sauce.
     
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    Maybe he was seeking medical help for an *cough* lasting more than 4 hours?
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    Fake. It looked like he was trying to get it stuck in the door.
     
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    This has to be jontro
     
  16. King of 40 Acres

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    This but lol at the dude who "saved him" at the end by opening the doors up with his bare hands. That part was actually funny.
     
  17. Dairy Ashford

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    Fake, he would both be in excruciating pain and legitimately fearful of permanent injury. Also, every dude has negative mental imagery (overflowing toilet, autopsy pictures) sufficient to suppress that and get the blood back to flowing.
     
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    Note to self: don't invite pouhe to the overflowing toilet and autopsy pictures orgy I was planning.
     
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    old people doing anal
     

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