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Great Beastie Boys Lyrics

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Nov 8, 2002.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    On A-Train's suggestion...

    Not the most progressive set of lyrics, but humorous none-the-less! Beastie Boys rule!!!


    From 'Girls'

    Girls - to do the dishes
    Girls - to clean up my room
    Girls - to do the laundry
    Girls - and in the bathroom
    Girls - that's all I really want is girls
    Two at a time - I want girls
    With new wave hairdos - I want girls
    I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
    :D
     
  2. DJ JFive

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    My favorite from Licensed To Ill, "Rhymin' And Stealin'".

    Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
    I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
    No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
    'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder, cold getting colder
    Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
    And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees
    We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
    And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

    Snatching gold chains, vicking pieces of eight
    I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
    We got wenches on the benches and bitties with t*tties
    Housing all girlies from city to city
    One for all and all for one
    Taking out MC's with a big shotgun
    All for one and one for all
    Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL
    Friggin in the riggin and cuttin your throat
    Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
    We got maidens and wenches, man they're on the ace
    Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves

    Torching and crackin and rhymin and stealin
    Robbin and raping - busting two in the ceiling
    I'm wheeling, I'm dealin, I'm drinking, not thinking
    Never cower, never shower, and I'm always stinking
    Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
    And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky
    Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village
    We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage
    :D
     
  3. A-Train

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    Gawd, where do I start? Licence to Ill is one of those few, rare "don't skip a single track" albums that I could listen to from front to back multiple times without giving it a second thought...One lyric always seems to stand out on that record, though, from "Time to Get Ill"

    Went outside my house - I went down to the deli
    I spent my last dime to refill my fat belly
    I got rhymes galime - I got rhymes galilla
    And I got more rhymes than Phillis Diller

    I'm sorry, but any rap song that manages to mix in a Phillis Diller reference is automatically an instant classic. Not only that, but that song has a clip of the Mr. Ed theme ! What more could you ask for?
     

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