On A-Train's suggestion... Not the most progressive set of lyrics, but humorous none-the-less! Beastie Boys rule!!! From 'Girls' Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls - that's all I really want is girls Two at a time - I want girls With new wave hairdos - I want girls I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
My favorite from Licensed To Ill, "Rhymin' And Stealin'". Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder, cold getting colder Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest Snatching gold chains, vicking pieces of eight I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate We got wenches on the benches and bitties with t*tties Housing all girlies from city to city One for all and all for one Taking out MC's with a big shotgun All for one and one for all Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL Friggin in the riggin and cuttin your throat Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat We got maidens and wenches, man they're on the ace Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Torching and crackin and rhymin and stealin Robbin and raping - busting two in the ceiling I'm wheeling, I'm dealin, I'm drinking, not thinking Never cower, never shower, and I'm always stinking Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage
Gawd, where do I start? Licence to Ill is one of those few, rare "don't skip a single track" albums that I could listen to from front to back multiple times without giving it a second thought...One lyric always seems to stand out on that record, though, from "Time to Get Ill" Went outside my house - I went down to the deli I spent my last dime to refill my fat belly I got rhymes galime - I got rhymes galilla And I got more rhymes than Phillis Diller I'm sorry, but any rap song that manages to mix in a Phillis Diller reference is automatically an instant classic. Not only that, but that song has a clip of the Mr. Ed theme ! What more could you ask for?