I met Andy at a get-together a couple of weeks ago. I'm buddies with some old school Katy football players, and it turns out that some of them are still really close with Andy. Anyway, long story short, I jokingly asked Andy if he wanted to run on our flag football team during the offseason. He said that he would love to. Keep in mind that my Katy buddies all play on it. I was stoked. We switched contacts and everything... and now it has hit me that I just relegated myself to second string on my own team. What the ****. I've compiled a crude, yet compelling list that argues for me to start, and I wanted to share it with my brahs on CF before breaking the news to Andy that he has to switch to o-line. PAUL: 40 yard: 4.68 Won multiple rec league championships around the greater Houston area Strong arm/football IQ andy: 40 yard: 4.8 Hasn't won a championship in his current league Ginger #heartofachampionbutbodyofanasian #ihavepicsonmyphonebutimatwork
Ain't nothing humble about this. I'm the best competitively recreational flag football quarterback in the game. I'm honestly so good, no one could stop me on offense. Only I stopped me. By tearing my own acl.
If you gotta come on here to brag about yourself every two months or so... then I can suspect you have very few friends in the real world. Your shot form is whack and so is your hoe game.
And by the way you suck at basketball and football. You probably suck at life too. You look like a shrimp.
You need to tell that soulless ginger that you're the damn QB, and if he doesn't switch you'll chop block his knees. Problem solved.
Wasn't Joey Dorsey the best defensive big in Europe before Morey brought him over? js But Dalton sucks, send him a rude text and keep your starting gig. Or use your athleticism and play center field safety on defense. That made me a star in my college intramural league 10+ years ago.