[OH CRAP] Ryan Seacrest Expected to Host Super Bowl Pregame, Halftime Shows

Ugh, I hope they don't turn it into a AI winner run through

To be honest I could do without the entire half time extravaganza

 

On Super Bowl Sunday, the only thing I watch is the game itself.

This is yet another reason why. Maybe he can get Kelly Clarkson to flash one of her saggy-ass honkyboobs in a trailer-park wardrobe malfunction!

 

There's nothing else to say.

 

As long as Seacrest doesn't sing, I don't really care.

 

Ha, ha, will RS be taping from the locker room or showers?

 

maybe ty pennington will host next time ABC has the rights =/

 

Darn. I wanted Dunkleman.

 

just turn the wholoe thing into an Idol event:

the judges will be the announcers and criutiquing every play.

Randy: yo Tom Brady, you the man dawg, I ever told you that? you my dawg, the way you threw that pass, it started out kind of pitchy, but really straeightened itself out at the end

Paula: Tom (sniff) that was so great Tom (sniff sniff) you inspired me. Right now there's a little kid in the African desert who is watching the game and telling themself that they want to be you when they grow up. You are truly an inspiration Tom. Just amazing. P.S. I'm in room 201, I already left the room key in your pocket (hic!) I think...

Simon: Once again Randy and Pula, you have shown your utter ignorance. That was utter rubbish, one of the worst passes I have ever seen. My grandmother could throw a better pass than that. Drew Bledsoe should shoot himself for not being able to beat you out in New England. Just terrible, terrible!

 

That's pay-per-view.

 

all they need now is a pussycat dolls intro to the NFL and have it on ABC, then we can all suffer while the .0000001% of people in the USA that work for ABC enjoy it cause their boss likes it and they want a promotion.

 

Ratings OUT..........

 

saggy-ass honkyboobs.



My new word for the day, I will try to use it a sentance at some point.

 

Just try not to use it in reference to a family member!

 

Haha! Good stuff.

"Randy" had me rolling.. LOL

 

Considering it's on Fox and that the Super Bowl hasn't been about football for some time now, this is in no way surprising.


BTW, has anyone noticed Fox's commercial about all the sports they're going to have this fall? It includes Daytona 500 (January), BCS games (January), & the Super Bowl (February).

Last time I checked, January and February are in the winter...and a whole different year.

 

DUDE......you are killin me with the posts lately. First the Jesus improving Berkman's batting average, now this. I haven't laughed this hard in about....3 weeks.

As a side note....when I think football, I think Ryan Seacrest.

 

I do...but more in the context of someone I'd like to kick in the balls with my foot.