a women is pondering whether or not to marry this man. she is still undecided, so she decides to tell him what her expectations are. she says to him "if i am to marry you, there are three things that must happen; you must become a rich business man, you have to treat me like a queen, and you have to have a 10 inch penis." the man was shocked at her predicament, and he went to think about what she had just said. after a while of thinking about her comments, he went up to his wife-to-be, and said "look, i am very fond of you, and i want to marry you very much. so i have considered what you had said. and i am here to tell you - i will become a rich, successful business man for you. - and, i will try my heart out to treat you like a queen - BUT........there is no way that you are getting me to chop 2 inches off my penis, just for you!!!!!" .....sorry if this is offensive to anyone, but i just thought it was too funny not to post.
Hilarious, but there are some painful images in my mind that just shouldn't be there. AAAAAHHHHH ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
